So because Jon Stewart clearly hates my hair, my friend who’s a producer for The Daily Show who’s supposed to cut my hair on air has to reschedule AGAIN because this time he’s flying to Atlanta or some such. “Like hell you are!” I yelled into my hairbrush, after applying a quarter-sized dollop of styling gel from my roots to my split ends. Then I bent over and blew all my hair forward and then straight up, like DJ Paulie D from Jersey Shore. It looked good.

So this week I will have my pal Koryn Kennedy IN STUDIO. She is a former Maxim radio “Emergency Hot Chick” which means she’s both hot and good with dispensing relationship/dating advice. She’s also a sometime voiceover artist and can do all sorts of crazy voices and accents which is secretly why I want her on the show, because I find that endlessly entertaining since I can only  do zero accents. In addition to looking hot and impersonating Bostonians, Koryn works at Marie Claire as a writer and editor.

But that’s not all. We’ll also be talking to Dustin later in the show and I’ll be unveiling a brand spanking  new segment which involves a quiz. I think you’ll find it fun. If not, I’ll hunt you down and kill you.

And we might do our second fan phone call or we might do that the following week. I haven’t decided if that’s a weekly thing or a biweekly thing or a triweekly thing or a monthly thing. Feel free to weigh in.

And RSVP for the show why don’t you! Also, tell all your friends! Yay!

Catch all this hot action on Wednesday at 10pm EST/7pm PST.

Tomorrow, Wednesday, JAN 20 at 10pm EST/7pm PST

My pal Laura Leu will come over and give me an accordion lesson! Also, we’ll chat with comedian Liam McEneaney who’s hosting a benefit for Haiti on Jan 25 featuring Fred Armisen, Todd Barry, Janeane Garafalo, Kristin Schaal, Wyatt Cenac and other people whose names I don’t  have in front of me! Dammit why don’t I have their names in front of me? Someone is getting fired for this.

Not only that, Liam is all buddyroo with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, or so it seemed at the show I saw him host where I won a raffle. Remember that? I intend to find out if it was as exciting for Liam as it was for me. I suspect it was.

And also, we’ll be inaugurating a new segment where we call  up a fan. Yes, that’s right, the FIRST FAN PHONE CALL! OR perhaps that should be written PHIRST PHAN PHONE CALL! No, I’m sorry, it shouldn’t be written that way.

Anyway, RSVP here.

Oh and as a side note did you know I learned I draw as many viewers as Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show which is considered super awesome and a sign that one can have success doing internet chat shows? Why I’m not rolling around in sponsor dollars—or any dollars—is beyond me. Anyone know any sponsors? Send them my way please, lest I get evicted in the midst of a broadcast which would be super embarrassing!