Okay I have an important question: What kind of toilet paper do you guys use? Because I keep buying Cottonelle which then breaks apart in my hand and… MORE
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No more smuggling guns onto trains
Am I wrong in thinking this is scary? I suspect I’m much less pro-gun than a lot of you guys, seeing as I’m not at all, so feel… MORE
Darn socks
“My socks aren’t matching. It’s that point in the laundry cycle,” I fibbed to Dustin yesterday, as if laundry has anything to do with my occasional habit of… MORE
Tired of your boring box?
Check it out you guys. Thanks to something called SmokeStixx, you can now personalize/conceal your cigarette boxes so that instead of saying to the world, “Hi, I smoke!”… MORE
A deep thought about Mad Men
Have you ever seen those studies where a bunch of words are on a page but they’re missing the vowels or missing every third letter or missing all… MORE
Get Out of My Jello!
If I were a hot single insect looking to enjoy some randy bug on bug action before my inevitable death later that evening, I’d get my tiny segmented… MORE
The Daily Alison (Bike Farts!)
Ok so I realize this episode may horrify some of you however I can’t stop laughing even when I watch it because I have a very refined and… MORE
Goodbye, thumb modeling career
A lot of people I know are expecting me to hurt myself on a bike but I totally showed them by hurting myself on a vacuum! It all… MORE
About that communication thing
So about that communication thing you humans are always recommending? I tried it today. I don’t see what the fuss is about. See, in relationshippy things I’m of… MORE
Headshots
So I’m super overdue in posting photos which is what always happens when I come to CA. First I get a suntan and then I get plastic surgery… MORE