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Sending out ariynbf shirts
I gave my assistants the day off right after I realized I didn’t have any. Thankfully I was able to encourage a fleet of woodland creatures to help me with the packaging, addressing and putting stamps on that’s involved in getting these shirts out. Chipmunks, by the way, are great at math.
In other news someone is playing music so loud outside that I feel like I’m at college and someone has their stereo pointed toward the courtyard indicating it’s the beginning of a vacation. Except that sounds kind of exciting versus this, which is just loud and annoying. Instead of complaining I was going to just close my window but lo and behold it’s closed. Back to complaining I go.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Something I keep thinking about today
In this airport they’re very explicit with their announcements of concourses and such and I keep thinking about what would happen if the airport was misleading people like: “The next concourse is concourse D as in delephant.”
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I'm on a train. At the airport.
Apparently I have nothing clever to say about trains. I too find this hard to believe.
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In a car, Atlanta
I’m in a car in Atlanta. An insane wave of fatigue is hitting me which is a shame. A true professional would work through it. I hope I find one of those.
In other news, my driver is giving me a tour of Atlanta. It’s very nice. He’s very nice. Unfortunately he has a very soothing voice. ZzzzzzzzSent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Happy Thursday duckling!
New contender for favorite duckling photo!
Rosen vs. Fallon (TonyMu made this and I think it's funny)
Just now, in the shower
Just now in the shower while shaving my left underarm I also took off about 3/4 of an inch of my head hair from a small portion of the left side which was dangling under my underarm. It’s all up in a towel right now so I haven’t surveyed the damage thoroughly. I’m pretty sure it won’t be noticeable however I’m filled with the same feeling I had when I nearly choked on a pickle some time ago which is how does this not happen to people all the time? How are they not dropping dead from picklesphyxiation and walking around with smooth underarms and asymmetrical hair? The irony of course is that smooth underarms are difficult to achieve (I’m pretty sure I’ve blogged about this but I can’t find it to link.) But asymmetrical hair? Pretty easy.
News plus skin equals judgment and ratings
Here’s something I wrote. And perhaps to undermine my point, or maybe underline it, I’m wishing they’d used a newer more whorey photo. http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/opinion/sex-appeal-news
I'm fancy
http://alisonrosenisyournewbestfriend.com http://alisonrosenshow.com http://ariynbf.com!
Of course, now I’m wondering why I didn’t buy ARIYNBF.TV and if I should have. Dammit, me!