Ok, which is worse: When your brain makes a decision and your emotions lag behind? Or when your emotions make a decision and your brain lags behind?
Thoughts You Have While Falling Asleep
You know how when you’re falling asleep or just waking up or basically phasing in and out of sleep you can be having a fairly normal chain of thoughts and then you’ll have one bizarre one and that’s how you’ll know you were starting to fall asleep? It happened to me once while I was driving, which is a true story. I was driving back to Claremont from Santa Barbara (where I saw Lenny Kravitz and Blind Melon. Go ahead and judge me!) and suddenly I saw the Michelin Man and bunch of confetti out the left window. Soon after I felt speed bumps and my friend, who’d also fallen asleep, saying, “Are you falling asleep?” while punching me in the shoulder. “I was in the middle of an amazing dream!” I yelled at him. Then we crashed and died.
Well anyway, last night I was thinking that I really need to do something about my recycling/trash bin situation. Right now I have a lot of this going on:
That’s, from left to right: trash, paper and cardboard, bottles and whatever else goes with bottles (glasses and wonderful conversation, am I right?!?!?!?!) and another trash bag.
But I really should get something like this:
Or maybe something like this:
And then next to that I should definitely get this:
Yes, that’s right. A thing to blow up balloons in my kitchen.
More Reasons Not to Date Me
This is part 2 of the scintillating koala bear discussion!
To The People Who Want Me To Sign Something
Hey so some of you requested that I sign copies of various things and while I don’t yet have a PO Box because I’m lazy and, well, yeah that’s pretty much it, I realized how we can do this. Announce yourselves again and I’ll post the address where you should send whatever in the comments. Yay!
To The People Who Want Me To Sing Something
I’m sorry, I don’t take requests.
Reviews of Countries We Haven't Been To: Venezuela
Watching "The Balls File"
which is the aforementioned nightmare of a video file which I talked about yesterday and one thing is screechingly clear to me:
Dustin and I think Dustin and I are very funny.
Dustin and I Had a Little Debate About Naming
Books, shows and movies as imagined by Nadya Suleman
Are we as a culture over Octo Mom? Or is it just me because I talked about it on Geraldo on Oscars night? (Oh, did I mention that already?) Anyway, I made this list even though it feels kind of like a yesterday thing to do. Maybe I’m just moving too fast? Probably. I’m very ahead of my time. In fact I’ve already enjoyed this weekend. I’d tell you what I did but don’t want to cause a tear in the space time continuum. I’m sure you understand. [oh, and cheesy request here but if you like this list please use the Share This button at the bottom to digg it or technorati it or make it delicious or put lip gloss on it or call it Trudie or whatever it is that people do when they do that stuff.]
Books, shows and movies as imagined by Nadya Suleman
What to Expect When You’re Expecting Octuplets
With Eight You Get Eggroll… And Gov’t Assistance
Eight Isn’t Enough
Three Men and a Baby, Plus Seven More Babies, Minus Three Men
He’s Just Not That Into Eight Babies
The Audacity of Hoping No One Notices You’re a Crazy Bitch With Fourteen Children
The Seven Habits of Highly Fertile Women
I Hope They Serve Huggies In Hell
Like Breast Milk For Chocolate
The Unbearable Lightness of Micro-Preemies
Question
Ok blog readers new and old, I have a question for you. If I were to choose a comment of the week or a few or something is that the kind of thing that would be awesome and promote goodness and virtue and gumdrops and unicorns among all of us or would it create a Lord of the Flies type situation? Because I love all of you equally and also I love each of you more than any of the others and today I was reading comments and laughing out loud and my eyes were almost watering I was so loving the comments but I don’t want to get in there and mess up our delicate, um, community. You know how one’s digestive system is a delicate balance of bacteria (the good kind) and also whatever else is in there and if you take antibiotics or eat too much yogurt or something it can throw everything out of whack? Well I don’t want this blog to get a yeast infection or become gaseous. I don’t want to essentially rub raw eggs or salmonella infested chicken all over the cutting board of our love. You know?