Yelling at a television set

Painting my face

Counting the layers in any sort of bean dip type situation

Claiming there are seven layers despite a fellow bean dip lover’s insistence that there are eight

Talking about what I was doing at exactly this time last year

Taking a cross-section of said dip and counting the layers

Wearing a jersey

Getting frustrated regarding bean dip kerfuffle and shooting friend in the face

With easy cheese!

Tossin’ the pigskin

Slappin’ the salami

Chokin’ the chicken

Wait, this is the wrong kind of list

Rooting for “my” team

Understanding how the game works

Shotgunning beers

Riding shotgun… on the couch!

Officiating at any sort of shotgun wedding

Doing any sort of special touchdown dance

Taking odds

Performing at half time

Wearing my lucky underwear