Remember when all the vlogs used to look like this? Those were the days. I think I’m getting kind of choked up. Things were so much simpler then. It was just me and a computer and a dream. Now it’s me and a computer and a dream and this baby born out of wedlock that I have to pay for by spending my nights dancing on Broadway. Oh, did I not mention? Yeah, that’s what I do these days. I put my imaginary baby through school by dancing on Broadway. Not in a show, just on the street.

I know you’re like “Well then why not film that? Certainly THAT would be more interesting than this” and you’re probably right, but the thing is what when I dance I really just let go and I don’t know if the camera could capture my moves. They’re really funky. Funky and yet also refined. But also animalistic. If you squint when I’m dancing, I kind of resemble a gecko. Anyway, you’ll just have to stop by sometime. I usually park it and then shake it on Broadway near that one building. You know the one. It’s kind of tall and has walls.

Also, enjoy this vlog which is unrelated to the above.