I’m on vacation right now and I can’t remember what Larry and I talked about in this vlog, hence the generic description. And since I’m sharing personal details such as the fact I’m on vacation and also uploading a video while away, I’ll tell you that I had two nightmares about the podcast (in one, Adam was Bryan but Adam was also Adam, THINK ABOUT THAT!) and also I’m still obsessing about apartments. You can take the girl out of her parent’s house but you can’t take Craigslist out of the girl. That really didn’t make sense but that’s how I am: confusing. Okay then! Also I haven’t yet watched this week’s Bachelor Pad and I’m not okay with that.
I don't go anywhere at 7:30am unless I'm getting paid
Jordan Rubin and I got all up in there
I did not pull over and give birth
After the Adam Carolla Show vlog 8/9/11
Behold the accidental creepy beginning effect!
Dana Gould coughed on my shoulder!
After the Adam Carolla Show vlog 8/7/11
So after I recorded this one I thought, “Did I really share anything personal/heartfelt or did I mostly just fuck around with words and whatnot?” And the truth is that there is some personal/heartfelt stuff in there but it’s kind of buried. Behind the whatnot.
Let's talk about freezers
See what I mean?
While rummaging around my boyfriend’s freezer (for the body parts) I came across something which instantly brought me back to when I had my own freezer and lived like a true adult—a freezer having adult—as opposed to the lives-at-home-overgrown-baby-woman-child situation I now proudly find myself in. (But not for long, I just turned in an application on an apartment!) Anyway, what I came across which brought me back to my own days as a young man was this: a fuckload of ice trays. How does this happen? How is it that you either only have zero ice trays or 11? And that’s not even counting novelty seasonal ice cube trays of which I’ve had my share. Please share your theories in the comments. It’s time to get to the bottom of the tray hoarding. (For ARIYNBF fans, this is kind of a “Just Me Or Everyone?”)