I did not pull over and give birth

13 Responses to I did not pull over and give birth

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   Flabbergastedfannypack August 11, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

   “I realize this is WAY too much information, but I just want to share it with you — because it IS disgusting…”  Ah yes, the classic intro to the type of story that will inevitably result in a “LOL/Barf” situation. They say it's painful to sneeze and cough at the same time, or to sneeze and pass gas simultaneously (which I hear is a somewhat common occurrence?) — but that's got nothing on a LOL/Barf. Yet, one cannot walk away from such an intriguing premise. You know you'll hate yourself for it later, but you're going to have to hear it…

   Now, zip it on up, all ye c*nts!   ;}
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   Flabbergastedfannypack August 11, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

   “I realize this is WAY too much information, but I just want to share it with you — because it IS disgusting…”  Ah yes, the classic intro to the type of story that will inevitably result in a “LOL/Barf” situation. They say it’s painful to sneeze and cough at the same time, or to sneeze and pass gas simultaneously (which I hear is a somewhat common occurrence?) — but that’s got nothing on a LOL/Barf. Yet, one cannot walk away from such an intriguing premise. You know you’ll hate yourself for it later, but you’re going to have to hear it…

   Now, zip it on up, all ye c*nts!   ;}
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   greius August 12, 2011 at 7:01 am #

   Feminine emergency= trying to merge onto the freeway.
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   greius August 12, 2011 at 6:01 am #

   Feminine emergency= trying to merge onto the freeway.
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   J.a. Stockton August 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

   I know The Adam Carola Show airs in the U.S.A., but for some reason we don't seem to get it in Texas.  I'm glad I get to watch it here, though.
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   JGorton815 August 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

   I loves me some Alison Rosen.
      Miss Rosen you are like the perfect drink. You're humor is dry, your beauty is intoxicating and there is never a bad time to enjoy you.
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   J.a. Stockton August 12, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

   I know The Adam Carola Show airs in the U.S.A., but for some reason we don’t seem to get it in Texas.  I’m glad I get to watch it here, though.
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   JGorton815 August 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

   I loves me some Alison Rosen.
      Miss Rosen you are like the perfect drink. You’re humor is dry, your beauty is intoxicating and there is never a bad time to enjoy you.
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   strack36 August 13, 2011 at 4:44 am #

   Oh Alison….you so crazy.
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    strack36 August 13, 2011 at 3:44 am #

    Oh Alison….you so crazy.
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    Jay August 19, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    i didnt really think giving birth was a fem emergecy lol but maybe that just me
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    Jay August 19, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    i didnt really think giving birth was a fem emergecy lol but maybe that just me
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    Jay August 20, 2011 at 12:22 am #

    i didnt really think giving birth was a fem emergecy lol but maybe that just me