I kind of wish this was a video of us holding cashews but it isn’t. It’s a primer on the delicate art of nut fondling, filmed when we couldn’t stop laughing. Warning: immature adult content. [Allow me to add that there is no actual nut fondling nor even any nuts in this video. Grody!]
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What Does Getting Kicked In The Nuts Feel Like?
And by the way, this is only one of two awesome nut-related videos we shot.
Deep Thought Time!
Ok, which is worse: When your brain makes a decision and your emotions lag behind? Or when your emotions make a decision and your brain lags behind?
Thoughts You Have While Falling Asleep
You know how when you’re falling asleep or just waking up or basically phasing in and out of sleep you can be having a fairly normal chain of thoughts and then you’ll have one bizarre one and that’s how you’ll know you were starting to fall asleep? It happened to me once while I was driving, which is a true story. I was driving back to Claremont from Santa Barbara (where I saw Lenny Kravitz and Blind Melon. Go ahead and judge me!) and suddenly I saw the Michelin Man and bunch of confetti out the left window. Soon after I felt speed bumps and my friend, who’d also fallen asleep, saying, “Are you falling asleep?” while punching me in the shoulder. “I was in the middle of an amazing dream!” I yelled at him. Then we crashed and died.
Well anyway, last night I was thinking that I really need to do something about my recycling/trash bin situation. Right now I have a lot of this going on:
That’s, from left to right: trash, paper and cardboard, bottles and whatever else goes with bottles (glasses and wonderful conversation, am I right?!?!?!?!) and another trash bag.
But I really should get something like this:
Or maybe something like this:
And then next to that I should definitely get this:
Yes, that’s right. A thing to blow up balloons in my kitchen.
More Reasons Not to Date Me
This is part 2 of the scintillating koala bear discussion!
To The People Who Want Me To Sign Something
Hey so some of you requested that I sign copies of various things and while I don’t yet have a PO Box because I’m lazy and, well, yeah that’s pretty much it, I realized how we can do this. Announce yourselves again and I’ll post the address where you should send whatever in the comments. Yay!
To The People Who Want Me To Sing Something
I’m sorry, I don’t take requests.
Reviews of Countries We Haven't Been To: Venezuela
Watching "The Balls File"
which is the aforementioned nightmare of a video file which I talked about yesterday and one thing is screechingly clear to me:
Dustin and I think Dustin and I are very funny.