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This just in: I'm on Red Eye tonight

Sorry to send you guys on a crazy roller coaster ride here but I am indeed on Red Eye tonight so cancel the plans you made when I told you yesterday that I wasn’t on Red Eye. I mean, they were just last minute plans to escape the incredible pain and loss of not being able to see me on the show anyway, right?

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0 Responses to This just in: I'm on Red Eye tonight

  1. David B February 27, 2009 at 12:04 pm #

    Right!!!!!!

  2. Toddrod February 27, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    I have a date tonight! I suppose if I told her that I have to cancel the date because my favorite online personality is going to be on tv… at midnight (Pacific time).. will be ok. Maybe?

    Toddrod

  3. Brent February 27, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    Dedicate a twitter post to me, send it during the third commercial break, just before the Half-Time Report. Damn, I am a picky mofo today.

  4. Advanced Prototype 2.0 February 27, 2009 at 12:07 pm #

    Damn, there goes my party plans for tonight. Well, I guess I’ll just improvise and make it a one-man Red Eye party instead.

  5. Trapp February 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    SO!!!

    They come crawling back to you now, eh?????? A wise choice.

    Have fun!

  6. Joe February 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm #

    YAY!

    Does this mean you’ll have to take another shower? You should shock us all and do the show with curly (or at least wavy) hair.

  7. Ted, White and Blue February 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm #

    I’m in the same boat Todd…I have a date tonight…I suppose if I cancel that date and say I need to watch my online girlfriend on TV that wouldn’t go over so well! What a dilemma!!!!!!!

    Because of this emotional roller coaster you’ve sent us on (I mean with 360 loops, dark caves and corners with splashing water in our faces), you owe us a twitter post during the show! Just type TBGISMFB! It’s a secret shout out for everyone!

  8. Anonymous February 27, 2009 at 2:00 pm #

    Could anyone tell me in Vancouver (Canada) which channel and what time is showing Red Eye tonight?

    Thanks

  9. Jonfun February 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm #

    Can you get any more confusing?!? A Ro…come on. Personal organizer required now?

  10. EDinATL February 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm #

    two funniest words in the comments: “online girlfriend”

  11. Chet Of The Undead February 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm #

    Well hell this Unibrow isn’t going to get up and shave itself now IS IT?

    *sigh* but I guess it wouldn’t be, like, a TOTAL national emergency if I rescheduled that for one more night to come watch you.

    (Oh yeah…and the correct pronuciation is re-SHED-duled. Just so your subconcious isn’t confused!! )

    Toodles! 😉

  12. Anonymous February 28, 2009 at 1:28 am #

    Alison you always look smokin’ hot, but tonight you looked absolutely “rock ’em-sock’em, no freakin’ way anyone can look this hot-hot”. Truly that hot. By the way enjoyed the appearance a few weeks back as well when you mentioned “Tootie” was your favorite Facts of Life character and you proposed that you and Gutfeld be “Tootie buddies”. Brilliant. I’ve met Kim Fields a few times; I hope she was watching – I think she’d laugh. Rock on AR!

    Tom R.

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