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ARIYNBF 117 with Garfunkel and Oates LIVE from UCB

This episode is a very special episode (like on Family Ties when Alex got hooked on speed or Facts of Life when the diplomat’s daughter committed suicide, but more fun) because it’s the first one performed and recorded LIVE in front of a crowd at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in Los Angeles. Someone even wore face paint!

And except for forgetting to have someone take some photos (thanks to the fans who sent some in!) and losing the first two and a half minutes to the sands of time (explained in the episode), things went amazingly well. Seriously. It was super duper fun and I was overjoyed and it was packed and I can’t wait until the next one.

Garfunkel and Oates (Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci) joined the show to talk about birth control, cellulite, Bo Burnham, granola bars that taste like vitamins, spiders, the state of Virginia and an array of other assorted things. They also debuted their new song, “29/31.”

Buy their album, Slippery When Moist!

Dustin joined the show as well and we read an email from his mom. Alison opened the show by reading a list which, if reduced to three key words would be: “anxiety! farts! bran!”

Anxiety! Farts! Bran!

(thanks to @prototypedemo for sending in the photo)

(note: Kate and Gary are just outside the frames of this photo)

There was also some discussion of sex, a round of Just Me Or Everyone with audience participation, an abbreviated Hey, Go Fuck Yourself! and an even more abbreviated Topic Sombrero.

Plus, Dustin outed Alison for her lack of garbage cans in Brooklyn. More about that can be found here.

Here’s Dustin outing me

Alison is writing this in third person and it feels weird but she’s doing it because some portion of it will be used for the iTunes summary and that should say Alison instead of I, Alison thinks.

Also there’s a surprise at the end of the episode which is teased at the beginning of the episode if by “teased” you mean “stated explicitly” and by “surprise” you mean “a song by Alison’s old band, The Angoras.”

Remind Alison to tell you about when she was 6 and a friend of hers promised her a big surprise (“wait here, I have a big surprise!”) and then disappeared while Alison fantasized about all the amazing things that were in store and then the friend came out wearing a party dress. That was the surprise. Big fucking deal! Taffeta!

Alison hates surprises anyway.

So do I.

This show is brought to you by the following sponsors. You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert: MANGRATE! (Yay, Mangrate! It makes an excellent Father’s Day gift!) and Flex Sport Watch!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

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And come see us JUNE 22 for the next LIVE SHOW!

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The AV Club described my podcast as "terrific"

…in a longer thing about Pete Holmes. But still!

You Made It Weird #52: Alison Rosen

On the latest installment of You Made It Weird, Pete Holmes says that when he sits down to record a podcast he’s aiming for an organic, free-flowing conversation rather than a conventional interview or Q&A. That’s just what Holmes gets with Alison Rosen of The Adam Carolla Show and Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, a terrific new podcast that had Holmes on as its first guest. Holmes and Rosen have a natural, easy rhythm that allows them to explore some darkly fascinating subject matter, particularly Rosen’s creepy, mildly dispiriting introduction to the frequently creepy, mildly dispiriting world of sex. It’s not always clear who’s driving the conversation here, but that’s part of the episode (and the podcast’s) casual charm. [NR]

This was in the AV Club’s PODMASS, Best podcasts for the week of May 24-30. Yay!

(thanks to @captainnatepalm for tweeting me about this!)

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ARIYNBF 116 with Dave Dameshek

Dave Dameshek— radio personality, sports writer, podcaster, Jimmy Kimmel writer and all around hilarious guy –stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to discuss Connect 4, pickles, mustard, being fired from his radio job to be replaced by Danny Bonaduce, caring too much what other people think, David Feeney’s wife who doesn’t care what other people think, Fancy Nancy, Amelia Bedelia, pretentious 5-year-olds and an array of other fantastic things. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and a tiny dab of HGFY. Plus iTunes Comment of the Week and more.

This show is brought to you by the following sponsors. What sponsors you ask? You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert: MANGRATE! (Yay, Mangrate! It makes an excellent Father’s Day gift!) and Flex Sport Watch!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

ALSO ALSO: like us on Facebook!

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ARIYNBF 115 with Joel Stein

Super funny writer Joel Stein stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about his new book, Man Made (A Stupid Quest for Masculinity) for which he let people yell at him while he tried to pee and almost shot a turkey. He also did other, manlier things including fainting and something with Boy Scouts. Then he accused me of having an imaginary boyfriend and misremembering The Brady Bunch. We also talked about massages, black out sex and other stuff which I’m having trouble recalling at this moment but I’m pretty sure was amazing. And of course we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put up on the screen) and read your iTunes comment of the week.

This show is brought to you by the following sponsors. What sponsors you ask? You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert: MANGRATE! (Yay, Mangrate! It makes an excellent Father’s Day gift!) and Flex Sport Watch!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

ALSO ALSO: like us on Facebook!

******SEE US LIVE: first ARIYNBF live show May 24 at UCB (special guest is Garfunkel & Oates).

And read this article about ARIYNBF!

And listen to Alison on Jordan, Jesse, Go!

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ARIYNBF 114 with Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson (youtube superstar) and Dustin Goot (old friend of Alison’s and of the show) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about weight issues (there used to be 150 more lbs of Shane), new media superstardom, Heidi Montag and the Kardashians, chicken, what makes for giant faces (is it Botox?), bullying, romance, romantic bullying (not really), living at home, farts, waterbeds and an array of other important issues. Also Just Me Or Everyone? (click here for the JMOEs we put on the screen), topic sombrero, iTunes Comment of The Week and new segment called, “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself!” which may or may not continue to the dismay of Producer Gary.

This show is brought to you by the following sponsors. What sponsors you ask? You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert: Flex Sport Watch!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

ALSO ALSO: like us on Facebook!

SEE US LIVE: first ARIYNBF live show May 24 at UCB (special guest is Garfunkel & Oates).

And read this article about ARIYNBF!

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ARIYNBF 113 with Janet Varney

Janet Varney, comedian, actor, voice over actor, producer, writer and host of The JV Club podcast on The Nerdist stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to chat about why “real life” can feel like high school, Mormon summer camp, “borrowing” garments from the drama department, high school crushes, dancing and mirror faces and a zillion more things. We also did a round of JMOE (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and Alfred Schulz called in with Things You Never Hear People Say. Plus Topic Sombrero, iTunes Comment of the Week and your emails.

Also please love the hell out of our sponsors! What sponsors you ask? You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert, Shari’s Berries! (click the microphone in the upper right corner and type in “best friend”) and another new sponsor alert: Flex Sport Watch!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

ALSO ALSO: like us on Facebook!

SEE US LIVE: first ARIYNBF live show May 24 at UCB (special guest is Garfunkel & Oates).

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ARIYNBF 112 with A.J. Jacobs

A.J. Jacobs, bestselling author of The Know-It-All: One Man’s Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World, The Year of Living Biblically: One Man’s Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible and the brand new Drop Dead Healthy: One Man’s Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to chat about his latest book, wherein he spent two years trying every single diet and exercise method out there to achieve ultimate health. We talked about the Paleo diet, toilets, turning his desk into a treadmill and more. He also told us how he compromised his journalistic integrity to propose to his wife (he involved the cast of Sex And The City!) and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone? (click here for a pic of the JMOEs we put on the screen.) Plus Things You Never Hear People Say with Alfred Schulz, iTunes comment of the week and topic sombrero!

Plus an announcement of the first ARIYNBF live show May 24 at UCB (special guest is Garfunkel & Oates).

Also please love the hell out of our sponsors! What sponsors you ask? You can get to all of them from the sidebar on this page but also you can do it here by going to  Amazon (clear your cookies first and what the hell, make a bookmark!), Endless and new sponsor alert, Shari’s Berries!

Credits? If you insist:

Executive producer: Alison Rosen

Producer: Gary Smith

Music: Trapp Dog Tom Rapp

Logo: Kezilla

follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!

ALSO ALSO: like us on Facebook!

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