Just now in the shower while shaving my left underarm I also took off about 3/4 of an inch of my head hair from a small portion of the left side which was dangling under my underarm. It’s all up in a towel right now so I haven’t surveyed the damage thoroughly. I’m pretty sure it won’t be noticeable however I’m filled with the same feeling I had when I nearly choked on a pickle some time ago which is how does this not happen to people all the time? How are they not dropping dead from picklesphyxiation and walking around with smooth underarms and asymmetrical hair? The irony of course is that smooth underarms are difficult to achieve (I’m pretty sure I’ve blogged about this but I can’t find it to link.) But asymmetrical hair? Pretty easy.
You know there are reasons for showercaps sometimes. Perhaps a band with plastic ducklings to hold your hair? I would have helped, LOL. Anyway, hair does grow back and you are so beautiful who will notice anyway?
What you need is a shower-spotter. Much like how weight-lifters use a spotter to prevent accidents while lifting, a shower-spotter will prevent accidents while taking a shower. And, yes, this is a long set-up so that I can volunteer. I’m here if you need me. I’m sure that any guy from “Red Eye” will be happy to volunteer. Or, any guy with a pulse for that matter.
This made me laugh out loud…. But then I started thinking.. “Maybe this is why so many attractive women have hair cut above their shoulders.” Either way, I’ll hit the donate button over there on the right and send you about $100.. that should cover a good Salon visit.. Hell, get your feet rubbed too, you deserve it!
You know there are reasons for showercaps sometimes. Perhaps a band with plastic ducklings to hold your hair? I would have helped, LOL. Anyway, hair does grow back and you are so beautiful who will notice anyway?
What you need is a shower-spotter. Much like how weight-lifters use a spotter to prevent accidents while lifting, a shower-spotter will prevent accidents while taking a shower. And, yes, this is a long set-up so that I can volunteer. I'm here if you need me. I'm sure that any guy from “Red Eye” will be happy to volunteer. Or, any guy with a pulse for that matter.
This made me laugh out loud…. But then I started thinking.. “Maybe this is why so many attractive women have hair cut above their shoulders.” Either way, I'll hit the donate button over there on the right and send you about $100.. that should cover a good Salon visit.. Hell, get your feet rubbed too, you deserve it!
That must be one sharp razor!
This thread definitely needs some illustrative photos to help the reader ‘be there n the moment’.
That must be one sharp razor!
This thread definitely needs some illustrative photos to help the reader 'be there n the moment'.