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Cute puppies with zero news value

My sister sent me this photo which she found online last night. Pretty sure the one on the right is a killer.

In other news I’ll be on Red Eye tonight. And Michael Showalter is on my Ustream show tomorrow. And I have many more things to say and photos to post. Just you wait, people!

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4 Responses to Cute puppies with zero news value

  1. arttyIV February 9, 2010 at 11:18 am #

    Had a dog like that demon spawn on the right once. He was the cutest animal I’d ever seen. Oh how we laughed and played. Then one night I came home and my girlfriend was missing. All of her stuff was gone. There was even a goodbye letter on the counter top. But I know better.

    I was way too good of a boyfriend for her to just leave. It was that damn dog. He killed her. He killed her and stashed her body and all of her belongings, and then wrote out a detailed goodbye letter. I figured it out because of the bloody paw print on the bottom of the letter. When I warned my friends of this evil, they all laughed and said it was not blood, that it was probably just ketchup from the left over plate of french fries on my counter top. I know better. It’s all a cover up. And they are no longer my friends.

    Alison, steer clear of that fur ball on the right. No good can come from him, no good at all.

  2. ASchroederIV February 9, 2010 at 7:18 pm #

    Had a dog like that demon spawn on the right once. He was the cutest animal I'd ever seen. Oh how we laughed and played. Then one night I came home and my girlfriend was missing. All of her stuff was gone. There was even a goodbye letter on the counter top. But I know better.

    I was way too good of a boyfriend for her to just leave. It was that damn dog. He killed her. He killed her and stashed her body and all of her belongings, and then wrote out a detailed goodbye letter. I figured it out because of the bloody paw print on the bottom of the letter. When I warned my friends of this evil, they all laughed and said it was not blood, that it was probably just ketchup from the left over plate of french fries on my counter top. I know better. It's all a cover up. And they are no longer my friends.

    Alison, steer clear of that fur ball on the right. No good can come from him, no good at all.

  3. Anonymous February 10, 2010 at 12:55 am #

    “tales of Bloodcurdling mutts can never top this story provided by this link.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand….”

  4. Anonymous February 10, 2010 at 8:55 am #

    “tales of Bloodcurdling mutts can never top this story provided by this link.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand….”

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