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See those little people in white lab coats with the MINI E symbol? They were involved in the premiere. I wanted to interview them but a blond one told me they weren't supposed to talk. I could tell one of the guys wanted to though. Damn them! Now I'm stewing. I'm also in line at starbucks in the convention center.
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"Well, this proves why you're in front of the camera and I'm behind it," says Ben. Seriously, we could talk about me all morning.
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Hm. I didn't realize I made that face when the sun's in my eyes. Also, welcome to my face, vein on the side of my nose.
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Wherever you go, there your fabric swatches are.
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Ok so my friend the NYC Donut Reporter who also goes by Duane Reade and also by Mike Boyle posted a much funnier and more descriptive assessment of yesterday’s Chili thing than mine and I dare say he paid better attention than I did because I learned quite a bit of stuff from reading his blog. Stuff that presumably I heard yesterday as well. And I know what happened. See, a few minutes in I decided I should update my twitter. Then I tried to think of something clever. Then I decided that I would pretend I didn’t realize that this was a lunch for the country of Chili and instead thought it was about chili, you know, the meaty or not crock pot thing with beans. So then I tried to figure out how to best convey that. Then we left.

Very emotional night. I haven’t seen this many tears since…. the last election.

http://activitypit.ning.com/profiles/blogs/thoughts-about-myself-on-this

I hated everything at Laz-y-boy! Hooray!
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