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ARIYNBF Legacy Shirt

What was once a bootleg homemade ARIYNBF shirt is now available for official purchase thanks to Ultrafan Rafael. Pick one up and make all the other shirts in your closet feel inferior. White ink on black. Bella and Canvas unisex tees. Soft 100% combed and ringspun cotton.

only $19.99

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Logo Pin

Broadcast your podcast allegiance in style with our first ever  1″ soft enamel logo pin. Collector’s Item! (Note: this pin is one of the items included in the Patreon Official Fan Club welcome package.)

only $10.00



Hey Go Fuck Yourself Sound!

Connect with fellow fans and put a smile on your face with this delightful and original (and explicit) ringtone .

only $1.99

Touch the Tushy

This is the ringtone (or single) you've been waiting for! Rock out in your kitchen/living room/car/lovebus!

only $1.99

Are You Ready for the Al Quiz?

Pay what you wish for this Greg Heller ditty about the #AL quiz.

Pay What You Want!

Bonus Episodes

Live from L.A. Podfest Vol 1

Featuring guests Greg Proops and Doug Benson

only $1.99

Live from L.A. Podfest Vol 2

Featuring guests Doug Benson, Matt Costa and Chris Laxamana!

only $1.99

Live From Bumbershoot

Featuring the Thursday Gang and Tom Rapp plus special guest Sean Patton!

only $2.99


She's My Snuggleberries! Male T-Shirt

Celebrate Wendy and your new best friend Alison Rosen with this shirt!

only $26.99

She's My Snuggleberries! Female T-Shirt

Celebrate Wendy and your new best friend Alison Rosen with this shirt!

only $28.99

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend LOGO T-Shirt (Unisex)

You need this super soft, super comfy dark heather gray shirt featuring the ARIYNBF logo.

only $26.99

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