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See those little people in white lab coats with the MINI E symbol? They were involved in the premiere. I wanted to interview them but a blond one told me they weren't supposed to talk. I could tell one of the guys wanted to though. Damn them! Now I'm stewing. I'm also in line at starbucks in the convention center.
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  1. Joe November 19, 2008 at 4:57 pm #

    First there was Mini Me and now there’s the MINI E. Pretty cool Alison!

    Keep after the guys in the lab coats – they’ll crack. Especially if you bat those big brown eyes at them. No hetero male could resist that for long.

    I don’t like guys in lab coats anyway. For some reason I seem to subconsciously associate guys in lab coats with prostate exams. I have no idea when the hell THAT happened.

  2. Publius November 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm #

    Hmmm…

    a) one chick being snooty to another (hotter) chick? Get outta here.

    2) the dude probably wanted your number. I’m a guy. It’s how we roll. Jesus, I can’t believe I just typed that. The only thing missing is an “Aaight?”

    Finally) BMW/Mini didn’t want anybody spilling the beans on their “super secret magical electric driving machine” actually being powered by harbor seal blood.

  3. Brett Jones November 19, 2008 at 6:35 pm #

    I’d guess a short time after your 40th birthday, Joe.

  4. Anonymous November 20, 2008 at 12:05 am #

    Reply to your disappointment:

    “Perhaps if you had bought them a Caramel Frappuccino from Starbucks, you probably would’ve gotten your little interview chat with them…….”

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