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Layoffs, Takeoffs and Greg’s Greatest Poop Story

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A few episodes ago we teased a particular Greg story and then didn’t get to it and you guys were none too pleased. Here, finally is Greg’s spiritual evacuation journey plus some news about Alison and Daniel (no, not THAT news), a Janae story that does not disappoint, sleeping with the lights on and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Boogie.

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Tiffany Haddish

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I first met comedian and actress Tiffany Haddish (Keanu, The Carmichael Show) when we both appeared on a radio show and ever since then I’ve hoped to have her on ARIYNBF. I’d heard bits and pieces of her story and got the sense she’d had a rough upbringing but I wasn’t quite prepared for the intensity of what she’d experienced. Abusive parents, foster care, living in her car, an abusive first husband, care taking from the age of 8, and even as I write this I feel as if I’m not conveying the particulars that make her story so powerful. And yet throughout, she’s joking and positive. In addition, we talked about the importance of trusting your first mind, when she was misquoted by TMZ, auditioning for SNL, the help she received from Kevin Hart, arguing with Dane Cook, Six Flags abortions, eating rat meat, peach jello, audition makeup and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Al’s Bug Out Bag, Greg’s Mom’s OJ Story, Alison’s Aggressive Bed Making

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Ornery Jones and Old Bones Jones make an appearance on this episode as well as Craftsy Joe, Moss the Sauce, Helldog and The Supervisor. Because we were talking about nicknames. Which led to a discussion of The Juice and the revelation that Greg’s Mom knew OJ Simpson in college. Plus my new drug, The Walking Dead, disaster preparedness, bed making, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Marbles.

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Here’s Marbles (and dog trainer Laura London)

 

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Arden Myrin

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I’m in love with actress, writer and comedian Arden Myrin. I love that she claims to have looked like “a little red-headed gentleman” until she was 19, I love that she describes herself as “silly and rascally” and I love listening to her talk about how for her, stand up has been a spiritual journey. Also, there’s the story about what happened to her ladyparts while enthusiastically doing the worm onstage but that one just makes me want to cross my legs for eternity. In addition, on this episode we talked about The Bachelor, Arden’s parents marrying on a dare and her relationship with each of them, salty dogs, Mad TV and what all the women performers had in common, working as an elf at Macy’s, losing her special sauce, body image, insomnia and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Do Women Really Get Mad At Men for Holding Doors? Also: Banana Bread!

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In keeping with my New Year’s resolution to be more social, I attended Greg Fitzsimmons 50th birthday party where I both had a good time and endured a shockingly painful massage. We also talked about Jenna’s cling wrap battles, banana bread, whether women actually get mad at men for holding doors, not knowing about wine, bagging your own groceries, fears of home invasion and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Alpine.

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Here’s Alpine

 

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Hutch Harris

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Hutch Harris of one of my very favorite bands The Thermals stops by Dining Room Studios to talk about what it’s like playing in a band with someone he used to date, how he and Kathy met and why they broke up, Portland’s “budtenders,” recording the first Thermals album by himself and then putting a band together to play for Sub Pop, coolness not coming naturally to him, his childhood, growing up religious, taking PCP and then going to a church group, losing his virginity, how he got into comedy, anger issues and therapy, night terrors, cats and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter, did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Hutch played “Thinking of You” and “My Heart Went Cold” from the brand new Thermals album, We Disappear, which is out now.

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And here’s Hutch playing “Thinking of You”

Here’s Hutch playing “My Heart Went Cold”

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Pilot Shoots and Lemon Pranks

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On this episode we recounted the recent shooting of my pilot and Greg’s affinity for on-set pranks. Plus all the coffee I drink while performing, whether people have better sides, sausages, Vanderpump Rules, what #AL knows about pillows, everyone’s pillow preference, how to write numbers, frozen dinners and upsetting revelations courtesy of my husband. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Mr. Wilson.

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Here’s Mr. Wilson:

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Margaret Cho

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For this very special episode, we went on location to Margaret Cho’s house to talk with her about her recent appearance on Korean SNL, things that frighten her, learning how to talk about sexual abuse onstage and the challenge of asking people to laugh instead of cry, choosing anger over forgiveness, the role of violence in art, her upcoming album American Myth (it comes out April 29 and the songs are beautiful and haunting and still stuck in my head and you should definitely get the album), growing up the unhappy daughter of a Korean joke book author, getting English credit for working a phone sex line, the profound effect Robin Williams and Joan Rivers had on her, her favorite style of porn, thinking she was gay and then realizing she was bisexual, evil twin crime shows, body image and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Trash Chat and Buffet Wishes

ARIYNBF Trash Chat & Buffet Wishes

Is it rude to not tie your garbage bag before tossing it in the can? This was the genesis of a disagreement in the House of Greg so we moved said conflict to the show. We also did an epic Easter-themed Snack Chat with goodies Jenna and Al brought back from Utah, discussed buffets and Souplantation, discussed the word “plantation” and talked about Alison and Greg’s upcoming TV shoot. Plus drug and injection chat in The Biological Clock, Dustin’s wedding, Star Wars and Game of Thrones. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Elmo.

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Here’s Elmo:

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Rhea Seehorn Returns

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Rhea Seehorn (Better Call Saul) returns to the show to chat about being paralyzed by indecision, the audition process for Better Call Saul (it involved fake scripts and fake characters), the ways in which she is and isn’t like BCS‘s Kim Wexler, auditioning in general and her evolving approach, the “agenda” she had for the first third of her career, what she used to look like, growing up in a chaotic household, why she considers Blink a “spiritual text,” the surprising and hilarious way she met her fiance, hanging on to her beat up car as an act of rebellion, adult acne, therapy and so much more. We also took your questions over Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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