So as you know, I’ve been going through a public identity crisis. (I do all my living exclusively in public now. When the cameras are off I just… MORE
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Goodbye Eddie, Hello Jason
Like many of you, I’ve always assumed that if I were going to accidentally kill someone it’d be from drunk driving, not an air conditioner unit falling out… MORE
At the gym; spin class
I'm taking a spin class and I'm early so I decided to read some of the instructional posters on the wall and I'm reading about foot eagles and… MORE
Babs removes icon from dock, puts it on lapel
I was looking at this photo of Barbara Walters this morning thinking the flower thing on her lapel looks awfully familiar. Then I realized where I’ve seen it.… MORE
At the gym; reality tv
I’m at the gym not taking an abdominal class because yesterday I decided to get on some machine and do a few crunches and then the gym asked… MORE
upsetting/disgusting
The following is upsetting and kind of disgusting and also sad, so if you don’t like those things, quit reading right this minute! So I’m walking along and… MORE
it's important to figure this out for yourself
Here’s a deep thought I had this morning which I thought you might also like to have: If I were a man and not just a man but… MORE
Old story about old underwear
If you know me in real life, you’ve likely already heard this story. If you’re just now taking your first dip in Lake Me, welcome! Please enjoy this… MORE
Duuuuude
I’m at the gym working on my rutabagas, bugles and fire irons and I’m feeling less jaunty than usual because when I got here all the recumbent bikes,… MORE
Have I said too much? Let me say too much
I woke up this morning thinking that I should get a pet bird. This was after this really long horrible epic of a nightmare that culminated in my… MORE