Perhaps tomorrow I’ll tell you about the time I made my coworkers take a tap dancing class with me! How’s it hanging, my sweet kadota figs? Enjoying the… MORE
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Culture jam Greetings, my little string beans. I had a particularly disgusting weekend as I was the victim of a pernicious new wave of street crime. Little shits… MORE
Not making any "duty" jokes is killing me
Is one allowed to blog from jury duty? They didn’t give us any instruction on the matter, so I’ll assume it’s okay until I’m told otherwise. So here… MORE
now I'm just posting them out of order
So you think you can dance (No one puts gravy in a corner) Because you never miss an opportunity to get three sheets to the wind, which incidentally… MORE
now with more employment!
Hello darlings. I’m sorry I’ve been so abusive boyfriend/absentee parent who always says they’re going to take you somewhere fun to make up for all the shit but… MORE
Foiled Again!
I have an unhealthy fascination with reality shows along with a whole host of far-flung theories about what their proliferation means which perhaps I’ll one day foist upon… MORE
Uncomfortably Sanctimonious
I’ve been thinking lately that it seems there’s a new breed of rock star (not talking about shtick bands anymore) for whom the idea that a journalist’s agenda… MORE