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Here's something I wrote for Yahoo today: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-penelope-cruz-joins-pirates.html

Posted via email from Alison Rosen

Some of you have wondered about the placement of the dot com. I own the whole long URL but haven’t done anything with it yet (other than whip society up into a frenzy regarding the identity of their new best friend, as revealed in this logo). In other news, I just woke up. It’s pretty hard to feel good about yourself when you get up after 1pm. In my defense, it’s 10am on the west coast which is where I was born so with some fancy logic I think I could convince a child that I’m still on CA time. Are there any children reading this? Let me know and I’ll watch my language and also explain why I woke up so late. The real reason though is because of the herd of buffalo roaming back and forth outside my window which I discovered isn’t a herd of buffalo at all, but a metal sheet in the street which cars insist upon driving over creating this big warbling buffalo-esque shaky sound not unlike the way sound effect artists make it sound like it’s raining. Only if there were doing that outside my window, it would be raining buffalo.

Posted via email from Alison Rosen

Posted via email from Alison Rosen

Posted via email from Alison Rosen

Thanks to Eric Fischer for the photo!

Posted via email from Alison Rosen

This is the finalized version. The differences are so slight when you’re working with perfection.

And giant thanks to photographer Eric Fischer!