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Late-Night Shift Sinking, NBC Wants Leno Back in Old Slot - NYTimes.com

The article above is not about earmuffs, it’s about winter strolls. I feel misled, as I could use an earmuff guide right about now. And I realize it sounds as if this whole thing is an extended joke, but it’s not! I truly need earmuffs! You know, muffs for my ears!

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Where to see me this week

Happy Monday! The next live Ustream show is Wednesday at 11pm EST and it will be fantastic if I have any say in the matter, which I do. We might have Skippy and don’t even pretend you don’t know exactly who I’m talking about because really, who are you trying to impress?

In other news, I should be working right now which is very 2009, you know?

Ok  here I go. Back to work.

Oh wait but also I’ll be on Red Eye on Jan 7 JAN 6 which is Thursday night/Friday morning Wednesday night/Thursday morning! So basically this is really your week, me-wise.

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I feel another cookie disaster coming on

As you all know, there was a disastrous attempt to make Christmas mice cookies. Well I’m now in California, where the air is thankfully not thick with the shame of floppy cookies, and so I’m thinking I’ll attempt the starchy rodents once more for a party I’m attending on Sunday.

At least, that’s what I was thinking and then I started poking around the internet looking for a good recipe and shit howdy, the world of Christmas mice is complicated and multilayered and it’s possible I’ve stumbled on some kind of secret society. I mean, first of all, there’s a fundamental divide in the world of Christmas mice because there are the cookie mice but then there are these candy-cookie-mice things.

They’re made with a chocolate dipped cherry and a chocolate kiss. Should I go this route?

Here’s the alternative, or something a little closer to it: (more…)

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Photos: CA, NYC, Hannity

There are loads of photos that have been sitting on my phone or computer that I’ve been meaning to put on this blog and I think the time is now.

Here’s my mom and Tobey from when I was in California for Thanksgiving. Isn’t he cute? There is only one answer.

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Here’s the beach. Isn’t it beachy? There is only one answer. (more…)

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