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Just now in the shower while shaving my left underarm I also took off about 3/4 of an inch of my head hair from a small portion of the left side which was dangling under my underarm. It’s all up in a towel right now so I haven’t surveyed the damage thoroughly. I’m pretty sure it won’t be noticeable however I’m filled with the same feeling I had when I nearly choked on a pickle some time ago which is how does this not happen to people all the time? How are they not dropping dead from picklesphyxiation and walking around with smooth underarms and asymmetrical hair? The irony of course is that smooth underarms are difficult to achieve (I’m pretty sure I’ve blogged about this but I can’t find it to link.) But asymmetrical hair? Pretty easy.

Here’s something I wrote. And perhaps to undermine my point, or maybe underline it, I’m wishing they’d used a newer more whorey photo. http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/opinion/sex-appeal-news

Check out this fancy action:

http://alisonrosenisyournewbestfriend.com http://alisonrosenshow.com http://ariynbf.com!

Of course, now I’m wondering why I didn’t buy  ARIYNBF.TV and if I should have. Dammit, me!

I’m super excited and not only because my picture is on the BlogTalkRadio homepage. Check it out:

You can chat and call in and basically get all up in our faces tonight if that’s your thing. The interview is at 10pm ET. Looks like someone will be DVR-ing Parenthood (despite earlier gripes, I’m now completely sucked in). Here’s more info.

Radio personality BC Thomas just emailed me and told me to tell you guys that we’ll be giving away the first and second seasons of Facts of Life on the air tomorrow so you should call in and win. Then I wondered if he was just messing with me, but I think he’s being sincere.

You can hear this all live on Fox Sports Radio http://1340wbgn.com/ at noon ET.

Like last week, I’ll probably stream it live and turn on my camera so if you want to watch me do the interview, go to http://ustream.tv/alisonrosen tomorrow at noon. Mostly what you’ll see is me looking tired and talking on a phone. It’s pretty riveting.

Did I tell you guys about my new t-shirt selling slogan? It’s: “Buy a shirt, because nakedness is for cheese dicks.”