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On Sunday's ARIYNBF: pie making for dudes

What are you doing on Sunday, Dec 5? No, I’m sorry, that’s wrong.

Instead, you’ll be watching my show at 4:30pm because a man who has baked one pie in his entire life but is extremely proud of said confection will be coming on my show to demonstrate his baking prowess. He already asked me if swearing and drinking are allowed on the show if that’s any indication of the entertainment that lies ahead.

Here’s the problem I’m having though and maybe you guys can help me through this. On TV cooking segments there’s already a pie made ahead of time so that after they pop the pie in the oven they can magically pull out an already made pie. So he and I were going to get together ahead of time to make a pie so you guys won’t have to wait the 23  hours it takes for the fucker to bake. (45 minutes)

But then I was thinking if we’re going to do that we may as well turn on the camera for that and stream it, so we’re going to have to get together ahead of that to make a pie. See what I’m saying?

So I’m thinking since we’re all new best friends here, maybe we should just hang out during the 45 minutes it takes the pie to bake? Or should I go for the on-air magic of having the pie made ahead of time? The magic which I’ve already disclosed?

WHAT TO DO?

And while we’re talking, do send in your phone number for fan phone call if you haven’t already. Send it to fanphonecall AT alisonrosen DOT com and put “number” in the subject line.

Ok, see you all Sunday!

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On the next ARIYNBF

What are you doing Sunday? If it involves anything other than watching my show I don’t even want to know.

On Sunday’s show Bartender Josh, the man who accompanied me to the Playboy Mansion and who has perfect teeth will make a return appearance to teach us bar etiquette. Here’s how the conversation went down:

Me: want to do a segment where you teach us how to make drinks?

Bartender Josh: Can I teach you bar etiquette? Like how not to be annoying?

I’m hoping he means you as in the public as opposed to you as in me.

Also? Other amazing stuff.

Hope you all  had a good Thanksgiving!

Tune in Sunday at 4pm! http://alisonrosenshow.com

Oh! And if you have questions for a bartender, leave them in the comments!

And submit your number for fan phone call!

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What you missed on yesterday's show

On yesterday’s show Yami, Robin and I talked about the creases that form around our mouths. (screenshot courtesy of @mugby) We also solved your dating dilemmas.

And we auctioned off a very special one of a kind sign which I hand lettered myself. Bet you didn’t know I excel at penmanship? I do. I can also do bubble letters, all caps, wiggly writing and writing that’s very hard to read. Oh and I can also make the writing kind of angle up as it goes across the page.

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