I just cracked open an egg and the white of the egg is kind of orangish/brownish tinged. I wonder what this means? It doesn’t smell rotten. Anyway, if I die I’ll let you guys know.
Also, iMovie is seizing up on me. How am I supposed to make a slow motion flashback sequence if I can’t get the thing to save slow motion? Also not saving? Sepia tone. I should just rub egg white all over it.
Except it isn’t really egg white. It’s egg brown/yellow. You know?
Just wanted to say that I have not forsaken you! I love you more than I love Facts of Life which is pretty much the most I can possibly love anything. It just hasn’t been a bloggy day. Actually, I have a blockage of blogs which is what happens sometimes. There are about three long posts clogging the blog flume. You know? Anyway, just didn’t want you to think you weren’t first and foremost in my thoughts.
My thoughts:
1. You
2. it’s kind of hot in here
3. I’m sleepy
4. iMovie is frustrating me
5. am I entertained by Russell Brand?
6. Blogger seems buggy right now
7. I’m closing in on 2000 followers on Twitter. Yay for me!
8. I need a haircut
9. Maybe I should watch M.A.S.H.? I went through M.A.S.H. phase around the holidays.
10. Times were simpler then
11. Why are capers called nonpareils?
thanks to Joe McDonald for making this!
Note in the first question how I lose my train of thought. Also you can see my bra as the show wears on. Also, I am covered in cysts and glow in the dark. Anything else I can over share?
Enjoy the shaky camera angles and extra thick makeup, won’t you? Probably not actually, because there are some unintentional shots of the ceiling tiles in here. It’s almost as if I checked my watch while holding the camera, which I very well may have. So consider yourself warned: unpleasant viewing experience ahead!
Did I already mention I’m hating the ads? Totally hating them. I think they’re not long for this blog so click the hell out of them if you’re feeling fidgety because I think I’m going to have to send them to the virtual trash bin in the sky.
As of today I’m kind of hating the ads. I feel like my blog is a human pop up! Except it’s not human and it’s not a pop up. But you know what I mean.
I think so, right? (Also, I felt kind of silly about having a google blogs alert set for my name until I realized how common that is among people who are obsessed with themselves.)
Also, kinda hating my earrings from last night!
With the lovely Diana Falzone who is not my sister, though she and I were talking tonight about how people often think we’re sisters. This was taken at the end of the night when I had my coat on but she took a few with her camera before the show and promised to email them tomorrow. Get excited!
Choose which answer you most identify with:
I tend toward
a) cravats
b) pocket watches
c) reading texts in the language in which they were written
I prefer to speak
a) on a rotary phone
b) on the latest piece of cutting edge technology
c) French
When a friend comes to me with a problem, I
a) quote Kierkegaard
b) thaw some Kobe beef, order up an 8 ball and make a night of it
c) think to myself, What Would Sartre Do?
Love
a) is something which inspires wars
b) is something which inspires poetry
c) is something I feel when I hear myself speak
Going to a restaurant is a chance
a) to show off my extensive knowledge of fine cuisine
b) to show off my extensive knowledge of fine wine
c) to order in Italian
One should always
a) drink champagne when one has the opportunity
b) love as if there is no tomorrow
c) cry after sex
Vacation
a) is good for the soul
b) is good for the spirit
c) is something I refer to as “going on holiday”
My guilty pleasure is
a) Shostokovich
b) Reading something in translation
c) Anais Nin
Breakfast
a) organic yoghurt
b) bulgar
c) something I shot on safari along with two fresh eggs from my own egg-laying chicken
