So I told you guys that one of my precious tweets will be published in
Twitter Wit, right? The book is coming out tomorrow and if you buy it through this link which I’m pasting at the bottom and putting all over this post apparently I will get a wee little cut of the money through Amazon referrals and you know what that means, don’t you? It means I can buy more props for my dumb videos! Leeks ain’t cheap folks. And don’t even get me started on the child’s snorkeling gear. I’m going to have to have a child and live near a swimmable body of water to make that purchase worthwhile.
Anywhoozles, I read the first many pages of this book (looking for my name) and this shit is funny. All sorts of famous people are in it. I heartily endorse it. Please buy it? If you want. No pressure. (But if you do, buy it through this link please. I’m going to go give my piggy bank a pep talk right now. MAKE WAY FOR PENNIES, PIGGY!) (Just kidding. Like I’d name my piggy bank Piggy? What am I, five?) (Her name is Wilbur!)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0061897272/alisrose-20
Oh and evidently tomorrow is the day when you should buy it because then it’ll get on some bestseller list and we’ll all live happily ever after or something.
