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11 Responses to The Daily Alison (Where I went on an audition and then took Joe's TV quiz)

  1. woodyard August 18, 2009 at 11:15 pm #

    you make me laugh. keep up the good work.

  2. Trevor V. Stockinger August 18, 2009 at 11:53 pm #

    You were acting EXACTLY like you did on your birthday! It's uncanny.

  3. woodyard August 18, 2009 at 10:15 pm #

    you make me laugh. keep up the good work.

  4. Trevor V. Stockinger August 18, 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    You were acting EXACTLY like you did on your birthday! It’s uncanny.

  5. Joe August 19, 2009 at 4:24 am #

    Wow, excellent job – you virtually nailed the quiz! I really thought it would give you more trouble.

    The one answer you didn't get was #1, Helen Hunt. The only other one that even slowed you down was #6. After I posted the quiz I reailzed I should have been more specific on that one, like which season it was in. But out of dozens of plot lines involving Natalie, you were able to narrow it down to two. And then you said the attack episode was early in the series, so I'll have to give you full credit for that question. Very impressive!!

    I thought you would have trouble with #3, #5, possibly #10, and the bonus question — but you got them all right! Congratulations – the name 'Alison Rosen' will forever be enshrined in the Hall of Honor at Eastland!!

    For posterity, here are all the answers:

    1) Helen Hunt
    2) Tootie
    3) Nancy
    4) Dietitian
    5) “The Fats of Life”
    6) Natalie was the first of the girls to lose her virginity
    7) Edna's Edibles
    8) Over Our Heads
    9) To marry the man of her dreams who was working for the Peace Corps in Africa
    10) Cloris Leachman
    Bonus: George Clooney

  6. Joe August 19, 2009 at 3:24 am #

    Wow, excellent job – you virtually nailed the quiz! I really thought it would give you more trouble.

    The one answer you didn’t get was #1, Helen Hunt. The only other one that even slowed you down was #6. After I posted the quiz I reailzed I should have been more specific on that one, like which season it was in. But out of dozens of plot lines involving Natalie, you were able to narrow it down to two. And then you said the attack episode was early in the series, so I’ll have to give you full credit for that question. Very impressive!!

    I thought you would have trouble with #3, #5, possibly #10, and the bonus question — but you got them all right! Congratulations – the name ‘Alison Rosen’ will forever be enshrined in the Hall of Honor at Eastland!!

    For posterity, here are all the answers:

    1) Helen Hunt
    2) Tootie
    3) Nancy
    4) Dietitian
    5) “The Fats of Life”
    6) Natalie was the first of the girls to lose her virginity
    7) Edna’s Edibles
    8) Over Our Heads
    9) To marry the man of her dreams who was working for the Peace Corps in Africa
    10) Cloris Leachman
    Bonus: George Clooney

  7. Matthew Robson August 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    Alison, I really want you to just 'go for it', like 'pull out all the stops', like 'let loose', like 'up the ante', or 'go all-in', or 'let it all hang out', or 're-invent yourself', or 'cross-over'. Something to make your fans say “She's still got it!”

    I'm thinking you could integrate a little more brashness and celebrity stuff in the Joan Rivers variety.

    Have you thought of doing a low-budget animated feature, like how South Park & Simpsons started out?

    Maybe put together a small acting troupe a la the DreamLanders and make B-movies like Mall Rats but weirder and more culture-jamming. I mean, think of how well-suited you would be to write and star in a line of B-movies…the possibilities are endless. I mean, even Jamie Kennedy makes movies…pathetic.

  8. Matthew Robson August 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    Alison, I really want you to just ‘go for it’, like ‘pull out all the stops’, like ‘let loose’, like ‘up the ante’, or ‘go all-in’, or ‘let it all hang out’, or ‘re-invent yourself’, or ‘cross-over’. Something to make your fans say “She’s still got it!”

    I’m thinking you could integrate a little more brashness and celebrity stuff in the Joan Rivers variety.

    Have you thought of doing a low-budget animated feature, like how South Park & Simpsons started out?

    Maybe put together a small acting troupe a la the DreamLanders and make B-movies like Mall Rats but weirder and more culture-jamming. I mean, think of how well-suited you would be to write and star in a line of B-movies…the possibilities are endless. I mean, even Jamie Kennedy makes movies…pathetic.

  9. alisonrosen August 20, 2009 at 2:02 am #

    I know. I'm an adult-baby.

  10. Alison Rosen August 20, 2009 at 1:02 am #

    I know. I’m an adult-baby.

  11. alisonrosen August 20, 2009 at 9:02 am #

    I know. I'm an adult-baby.

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