I tacked up a sign across the street that says, “Reliable adult that loves animals. Will price match.”

Shhhh…. It’s sleeping.

But wait, that’s not all that happened at the store. I also bought unsweetened Coconut Milk

because they were out of unsweetened Almond Milk.

Both of which I buy because no one carries Calorie Countdown

which was my milk of choice. So anyway I’m at the store yesterday asking the guy who works there if they’re out of unsweetened Almond Milk and a woman overhears me and asks why I prefer that specific Almond Milk to another brand. “Oh, it’s that it has fewer calories,” I explain. Then, suddenly realizing that I’m really a vast storehouse of information about faux milk and that it’s my duty to pass along my hard earned wisdom and wow, this woman really couldn’t have stumbled upon a better person to ask, I went on to explain that if you put it in coffee, Blue Diamond won’t chunk up whereas Pacific will. Then I followed her around the store yelling more bits of trivia about milk. I think she appreciated it.

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Full disclosure: I’m friends with Hugh
Fuller disclosure: I’ve interviewed Tracy Morgan
Even fuller disclosure: I don’t really like blueberries
Fullest disclosure: But strangely I went through a phase where I was drinking blueberry flavored coffee. (It exists!) I’m kind of over it though.