Shhhh…. It’s sleeping.
But wait, that’s not all that happened at the store. I also bought unsweetened Coconut Milk
because they were out of unsweetened Almond Milk.
Both of which I buy because no one carries Calorie Countdown
which was my milk of choice. So anyway I’m at the store yesterday asking the guy who works there if they’re out of unsweetened Almond Milk and a woman overhears me and asks why I prefer that specific Almond Milk to another brand. “Oh, it’s that it has fewer calories,” I explain. Then, suddenly realizing that I’m really a vast storehouse of information about faux milk and that it’s my duty to pass along my hard earned wisdom and wow, this woman really couldn’t have stumbled upon a better person to ask, I went on to explain that if you put it in coffee, Blue Diamond won’t chunk up whereas Pacific will. Then I followed her around the store yelling more bits of trivia about milk. I think she appreciated it.
Is Coconut Milk the secret to your beautiful-black-shiny hair? I've never tried that or Almond Milk. Once again, Alison is forcing me out of my comfort zone to try something out! Imagine that!
Is Coconut Milk the secret to your beautiful-black-shiny hair? I’ve never tried that or Almond Milk. Once again, Alison is forcing me out of my comfort zone to try something out! Imagine that!
“It would be fitting if you had a milkstache pic in this………..”
I feel like such a boring person because I buy plain ordinary lowfat milk. They probably have Coconut milk and Almond milk at the store here, but I never notice them because I always have my blinders on.
I hope you were kidding about following that poor woman aroud the store. I hate it when I'm trying to walk out of a store and someone keeps talking to me, as if what they're saying is at all interesting. I usually try to slowly back away and hope they'll get the hint.
If that doesn't work I say, “I'm sorry, but I left my particle accelerator running and I'm really afraid some negatively charged subatomic anti-protons will escape and create a black hole that could devestate half of the United States. We wouldn't want that to happen.”
I feel like such a boring person because I buy plain ordinary lowfat milk. They probably have Coconut milk and Almond milk at the store here, but I never notice them because I always have my blinders on.
I hope you were kidding about following that poor woman aroud the store. I hate it when I’m trying to walk out of a store and someone keeps talking to me, as if what they’re saying is at all interesting. I usually try to slowly back away and hope they’ll get the hint.
If that doesn’t work I say, “I’m sorry, but I left my particle accelerator running and I’m really afraid some negatively charged subatomic anti-protons will escape and create a black hole that could devestate half of the United States. I’m sure you wouldn’t want that to happen.”
I have yet to be convinced that you haven't, through the clever use of PhotoShop and possibly subliminal messaging, completely made up this “Calorie Countdown” milk.
I feel like such a boring person because I buy plain ordinary lowfat milk. They probably have Coconut milk and Almond milk at the store here, but I never notice them because I always have my blinders on.
I hope you were kidding about following that poor woman aroud the store. I hate it when I'm trying to walk out of a store and someone keeps talking to me, as if what they're saying is at all interesting. I usually try to slowly back away and hope they'll get the hint.
If that doesn't work I say, “I'm sorry, but I left my particle accelerator running and I'm really afraid some negatively charged subatomic anti-protons will escape and create a black hole that could devestate half of the United States. I'm sure you wouldn't want that to happen.”
I have yet to be convinced that you haven’t, through the clever use of PhotoShop and possibly subliminal messaging, completely made up this “Calorie Countdown” milk.
I have yet to be convinced that you haven't, through the clever use of PhotoShop and possibly subliminal messaging, completely made up this “Calorie Countdown” milk.