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Raynaud's Sydrome (plus gross hand pics, plus I might be a vampire)

Finding yourself unbearably attracted to me? Allow me to post some photos to cure you of this affliction.

So I suffer from something called Raynaud’s syndrome which is a somewhat common, not very serious circulation condition where when it’s really cold the capillaries in my extremities shut down, allowing me to complain a lot. Also, my fingers and toes go numb and lose color. I should pretty much always wear gloves however sometimes I don’t, which makes my parents yell at me from across the country. But the other day I was wearing gloves and it still happened in one finger, and in a way that was more uncomfortable than usual, prompting me to flop my waxen hand around in an attempt to get the blood to pump back into it, which was in vain, though I imagine I looked pretty cool. When I got home I decided to take a picture of it, in a desperate bid for sympathy and attention. Here’s the underside of my bloodless index finger. (more…)

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Some shots from Friday's Red Eye

Here I am in the green room before Red Eye

Here I am saying something really intelligent.

Here I am about to lay into someone about something.

Here I am making some kind of gesture. (Seriously. I didn’t even know this was in my repertoire!)

Here I am doing a cartwheel.

Here I am showing off my homemade preserves.

Here I am in the car on the way home.

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NEW! Now you can chat 24/7 right on this site!

Oh yes, you heard that right! Click on this page and go to the chat room (it’s the chat room that appears on my Ustream page) and chat with fellow me fans ALL THE TIME! I’ll be dropping in and out.

Here’s the link. I also added it under the PAGES on the right side of this site.

You sign in with your Ustream login (you’ll be prompted to register if you haven’t already).

http://alisonrosen.com/chat/

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Despite what you might think…

Late-Night Shift Sinking, NBC Wants Leno Back in Old Slot - NYTimes.com

The article above is not about earmuffs, it’s about winter strolls. I feel misled, as I could use an earmuff guide right about now. And I realize it sounds as if this whole thing is an extended joke, but it’s not! I truly need earmuffs! You know, muffs for my ears!

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