Okay my little quesadillas, this is how it’s going to go down. Instead of having the last fan choose who the next fan to receive a call on the show is, I’m thinking everyone who wants to get a call should send me their info and I will put all of it in a hat although it’s quite possible it won’t really be a hat and instead it will be a double boiler or a shoe.

If I call you and you don’t answer, I will pull another name out of the hat and you will silently curse your cruel fate.

So send me your name and number (I fear this request sounds creepy but I assure you I will not do anything with your numbers other than put them in said shoe or hat or boiler) to alisonrosenisyournewbestfriend at gmail dot com and you will be entered into lifechanging phone call territory. Speaking of territory, for now this is limited to the continental US because I can’t afford to call other places because that’s the kind of show I’m doing: a cheap one. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL!

And tune the fuck in tonight for amazingness times a zillion.

My guest Nevada Caldwell is an actress/comic who once worked as a phone sex operator and she will teach me how to sound sexier on the phone and look like I’m having a fun on a date and I will tell all of you about my forays into online dating in a segment I’m either calling WTFcupid, Alison Rosen Is Your New Girlfriend or Romancing the Stone. Or some better name. Feel free to make suggestions.

And Dustin and I will share Deleted Tweets (that name is under review as well)

And I will alienate you all by talking about TV shows that only I care about.

And I have a brand new theme song!

RSVP!

And more amazing fun stuff!

Such as Jim Norton! Will he show up? Won’t he show up? He won’t, but we can pretend he might. He will show up in a couple weeks though.