Xander was on the episode. That's not his real name.
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In the green room
With Nathan Rabin from The Onion AV Club. He's a co-panelist on some of the episodes of Switch that we're filming. He has a memoir coming out soon and then he's writing another book which is due soon because he's fancy like that. I'm not fancy like that. I'm fancy like: I brought a zillion pairs of earrings to the set this morning.
Also, Jimmie Walker was in an episode. We talking briefly about Red Eye.
Also, my favorite part of the day might have been when Mark the post production supervisor admitted to having "the song that the girl reindeer from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer sings" stuck in his head. It's an uplifting ditty, really. Now it's in my head.
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That's a Canadian closet behind me
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I'm on a plane sneezing
Miss me not, my little cranberries, I'm in Phoenix waiting to deplane so I can catch the plane to Toronto. Also, I'm sniffly. Also, there is a child with a balloon giraffe crying next to me. But not wailing. Just a little sad. We're in a holding pattern apparently. Note: the balloon isn't crying, in case that was confusing.
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I did all my own stunts in this video
For example, when the car turns left, that’s totally me turning left!
Childhood bedroom, adulthood insanity
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My parents are totally telling me what to do
“If you get a chance you should thank your blog readers for wishing me a happy birthday,” says my dad.
Broccoli Spears
At the grocery store earlier, which was a certain kind of hell, I once again cracked up when I saw a box of broccoli spears in the frozen aisle. Have I already written about this? See, I see the broccoli spears and then I imagine a spoof of Britney Spears where a character says her name is Broccoli Spears and then I laugh. It gets me every time. Also, it’s why I’m single.
Big disgusting news in Tobey-land
Apparently Tobey tried to eat a rabbit’s tobey this morning.
If you’re reading this and not sure what it means, be thankful.
Also, today is my dad’s birthday. He didn’t try to eat any rabbit tobeys.
In the Trader Joe's bathroom
Too bad I saw this *after* I flushed my votive candles, potpourri and copy of Twilight.

