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In the green room

With Nathan Rabin from The Onion AV Club. He's a co-panelist on some of the episodes of Switch that we're filming. He has a memoir coming out soon and then he's writing another book which is due soon because he's fancy like that. I'm not fancy like that. I'm fancy like: I brought a zillion pairs of earrings to the set this morning.

Also, Jimmie Walker was in an episode. We talking briefly about Red Eye.

Also, my favorite part of the day might have been when Mark the post production supervisor admitted to having "the song that the girl reindeer from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer sings" stuck in his head. It's an uplifting ditty, really. Now it's in my head.

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I'm on a plane sneezing

Miss me not, my little cranberries, I'm in Phoenix waiting to deplane so I can catch the plane to Toronto. Also, I'm sniffly. Also, there is a child with a balloon giraffe crying next to me. But not wailing. Just a little sad. We're in a holding pattern apparently. Note: the balloon isn't crying, in case that was confusing.
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Broccoli Spears

At the grocery store earlier, which was a certain kind of hell, I once again cracked up when I saw a box of broccoli spears in the frozen aisle. Have I already written about this? See, I see the broccoli spears and then I imagine a spoof of Britney Spears where a character says her name is Broccoli Spears and then I laugh. It gets me every time. Also, it’s why I’m single.

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