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Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Antsy

Not to be a cliche New Yorker but I am getting really sick of waiting in lines. The talent needs an over-the-door towel rack from Bed Bath and Beyond, damnit.
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Tropic Thunder and boots

Today I had a four hour break in the middle of the day which is considerably more annoying now that I'm living in Brooklyn and can't go home to fuck around. Well, I mean I can, but it just didn't seem like the best use of time. I was going to go to Bed, Bath and Beyond to buy an over the door towel rack and some garbage cans but instead I went to the movies and then bought a pair of shoes. I plan to hang my towel on the movie stub and throw my trash in my shoes. The left will be for mixed cardboard and the right for orange peels and coffee grounds. Basically I'm going to compost in my right shoe. You're welcome, planet Earth.
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Here are some photos

I’ve been meaning to ask someone to get a shot of me in action but I haven’t yet. Instead I have a camera full of shots of the rooftop and also of shots of myself that I took myself, because sometimes that’s what I do.


The rain was no friend of my hair today. Here I am trying to do something about it.


Here’s the stage yesterday.


Here’s the inside space.


Here’s me, waiting to film a ridiculous clip which I’d tell you about but I don’t want to ruin the sight gag-y surprise.


Here’s where we work.


Here’s the mound with the dimples at night.


Here’s me all close up and stuff.

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