Author Archive | Alison Rosen
The Daily Alison (Ep. 101, Where I walk around Brooklyn)
Attention, tenements and facades!
Attention, tenements and facades! You need this.
I found this photo, courtesy of Joe McDonald who is clearly a visionary, floating in the comments section of The Activity Pit.
I don’t think I need to make a case for why this is such a good idea.
If my pants go missing, this is the first place I'm going to look
For pants that drink espresso.
The Activity Pit interviewed me
In the shower I think about bumper stickers
This is what I was thinking about in the shower:
Which would be the funniest bumper sticker?
a) Honk if you loves horns
b) Honk if you love honking
c) Honk if you love silence
d) Honk if you love bumper stickers
Come to Denmark
I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I don’t know shit about Denmark. Is it the one with the meatballs? Or the tulips? The wind turbines? The herring? But really, says its tourism board, it’s the one with the slutty women who are internet savvy.
I personally think this is kind of ingenious.
The Daily Alison's 100th episode!
Yay! 100 episodes! Yay! Woo!!
Oh and that line I butchered is this one:
“Beauty is truth, truth beauty”—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
It’s from Keats’s Ode on a Grecian Urn which, incidentally, is where I get all my odes.
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No more smuggling guns onto trains
Am I wrong in thinking this is scary? I suspect I’m much less pro-gun than a lot of you guys, seeing as I’m not at all, so feel free to explain in the comments why this isn’t the bad idea I’m thinking it is. Good thing I only travel by piggyback!
UPDATE: Ok wait, this is why I shouldn’t be doing any reading or writing before 10 AM and by that I mean noon because upon rereading I’m realizing that this is only allowing unloaded and locked handguns in checked baggage. That’s so much less big word here. But it brings me to an important topic. Which do you think are cuter: ducklings or puppies?
