The Thursday gang (Alison, Chris Laxamana, Matt Fondiler, Gary Smith and Jenna Kim Jones) discusses being reunited after Jenna’s adventures, fry sauce, Daniel’s thoughts on nuts, nut rankings, baking, burping and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).
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alison laments not being able to burp at will and even admitted
practicing it one day to point of almost puking. funny, but then she
proceeds to burp at will about a half dozen times. why did she say she can't do it and wishes she could when she clearly can? i don't get it. i found it pretty disgusting when she kept doing it. farting was funny on the radio on howard stern back in the 90's. it's 2014 for christ's sake.
also, calling bullshit on gary mispronouncing “pronunciation”. he got caught saying it incorrectly and went into bullshit mode. there was nothing funny about so how was it a joke?
another thing, i find it funny when people get into debates about how good something is when they don't even like it. if you don't like nuts very much, then your opinion is pretty much null and void. only people that like nuts can have a opinion worth anything since they eat them all the time and like them. jenna not liking peanuts cuz it's the “poor man's nut” or whatever she said was an odd thing to say. so if peanuts cost more, then you'd like them jenna?
alison laments not being able to burp at will and even admitted
practicing it one day to point of almost puking. funny, but then she
proceeds to burp at will about a half dozen times. why did she say she can’t do it and wishes she could when she clearly can? i don’t get it. i found it pretty disgusting when she kept doing it. farting was funny on the radio on howard stern back in the 90’s. it’s 2014 for christ’s sake.
also, calling bullshit on gary mispronouncing “pronunciation”. he got caught saying it incorrectly and went into bullshit mode. there was nothing funny about so how was it a joke?
another thing, i find it funny when people get into debates about how good something is when they don’t even like it. if you don’t like nuts very much, then your opinion is pretty much null and void. only people that like nuts can have a opinion worth anything since they eat them all the time and like them. jenna not liking peanuts cuz it’s the “poor man’s nut” or whatever she said was an odd thing to say. so if peanuts cost more, then you’d like them jenna?
To Alison:
Subject: Name Change
For some unsolicited advice about “should I change my name to my husband's” the answer is a simple YES.
Unfortunately, you have just not gone out and done it – but trust me, If you do not act like a Married couple, It will not FEEL like you are a married couple.
Trust me on this one.
My suggestion is have your husband pick you up for lunch and then drop by the State office that will handle changing your name officially. This will smooth the problem you have created by just not doing this at the time of the wedding license – etc.
Your “stage name” can stay the same. Your online presence can stay the same. But your “legal” name needs to change to make it official.
Stop verbalizing the “logical” part of why you need to or not – American marriage is illogical – but you are not standing behind your husband when you do not take his name. That is the deal. He bought a ring. Planned a proposal. paid for the wedding. Allowed you “your” wedding. Do this and do it quickly.
Second – I would go on your “honeymoon” before doing your surgery. Your luck does not seem that good when it comes to this – so, go have a good time and then do a surgery.
You are all up in your head – a baby will come – or it won't, but you sure are not thinking of his side about going and “getting his groove on”.
Also – combine your savings/chk accounts. Because you are married. Separate accounts says separate lives. (you can have a fun account in separate names, but the main accounts need to have you both on them).
Good luck and Take Careful.
P.S.: If you want to get pregnant? Start an adoption process, the minute you are approved and “sign the papers” then you will become pregnant! Nature has a cruel sense of humor. :).
To Alison:
Subject: Name Change
For some unsolicited advice about “should I change my name to my husband’s” the answer is a simple YES.
Unfortunately, you have just not gone out and done it – but trust me, If you do not act like a Married couple, It will not FEEL like you are a married couple.
Trust me on this one.
My suggestion is have your husband pick you up for lunch and then drop by the State office that will handle changing your name officially. This will smooth the problem you have created by just not doing this at the time of the wedding license – etc.
Your “stage name” can stay the same. Your online presence can stay the same. But your “legal” name needs to change to make it official.
Stop verbalizing the “logical” part of why you need to or not – American marriage is illogical – but you are not standing behind your husband when you do not take his name. That is the deal. He bought a ring. Planned a proposal. paid for the wedding. Allowed you “your” wedding. Do this and do it quickly.
Second – I would go on your “honeymoon” before doing your surgery. Your luck does not seem that good when it comes to this – so, go have a good time and then do a surgery.
You are all up in your head – a baby will come – or it won’t, but you sure are not thinking of his side about going and “getting his groove on”.
Also – combine your savings/chk accounts. Because you are married. Separate accounts says separate lives. (you can have a fun account in separate names, but the main accounts need to have you both on them).
Good luck and Take Careful.
P.S.: If you want to get pregnant? Start an adoption process, the minute you are approved and “sign the papers” then you will become pregnant! Nature has a cruel sense of humor. :).
WOW Matt Szczerba is sure an angry bunny today. Why the anger Matt? Life doesn't have to be so serious all the time. Have you forgotten you don't actually have to listen to ANY podcast you don't enjoy. Maybe you are one of those people that are so angry and disappointed with their current station in life that they need to tear down others to make themselves feel better….. Heres to you matt..hey hey hey go fuck yourself!…just saying ya dingle douche!
WOW Matt Szczerba is sure an angry bunny today. Why the anger Matt? Life doesn’t have to be so serious all the time. Have you forgotten you don’t actually have to listen to ANY podcast you don’t enjoy. Maybe you are one of those people that are so angry and disappointed with their current station in life that they need to tear down others to make themselves feel better….. Heres to you matt..hey hey hey go fuck yourself!…just saying ya dingle douche!
i think it's an old tradition that means nothing to modern people like Alison. she's super sensitive and would obviously do it to make daniel happy, but not taking the husband's last name will not make or break a marriage. traditions are made to be broken and she's in show business. she needs to keep rosen.
i think it’s an old tradition that means nothing to modern people like Alison. she’s super sensitive and would obviously do it to make daniel happy, but not taking the husband’s last name will not make or break a marriage. traditions are made to be broken and she’s in show business. she needs to keep rosen.
For the record, I think hazelnuts are the 2nd worst nut out there, ranking ahead of only the bland and horribly textured Brazil Nut… It ranks behind (in no particular order) cashews, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, pecans, walnuts and peanuts…
For the record, I think hazelnuts are the 2nd worst nut out there, ranking ahead of only the bland and horribly textured Brazil Nut… It ranks behind (in no particular order) cashews, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, pecans, walnuts and peanuts…
Sorry, peanuts, pistachios, then cashews. Everything else is tied for last.
Mixed nuts are just a waste of my time.
Sorry, peanuts, pistachios, then cashews. Everything else is tied for last.
Mixed nuts are just a waste of my time.
Totally agree about Gary's bluff. He was just trying to save face!
Totally agree about Gary’s bluff. He was just trying to save face!
ben and jerry's “hazed and confused” ice cream is my current favorite. hazelnut in desserts like baked goods or ice cream is just to die for.
smoked almonds are sooooooo good.
ben and jerry’s “hazed and confused” ice cream is my current favorite. hazelnut in desserts like baked goods or ice cream is just to die for.
smoked almonds are sooooooo good.
I don't mind the flavor of it in something, but the actual nut itself??? Not a fan… My local coffee place has a hazenlut roast coffee that's pretty good…
I don’t mind the flavor of it in something, but the actual nut itself??? Not a fan… My local coffee place has a hazenlut roast coffee that’s pretty good…