Alright so I just Adam Carolla’d up my web site. Too much? I don’t want to be that asshole who’s running around saying, “LOOK AT ME, I’M ON THE ADAM CAROLLA SHOW!” however I received an email saying, “You should update your website,” and it was followed by a smiley. It looked like this: “You should update your website :)” and I’d be remiss if I just ignored it, smileyface and all.
In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.
with Anderson and Bald Bryan on The Film Vault
Also, I was on The Film vault and we talked chick flicks.
Also, did you hear the episodes of the ACS podcast I was on with Joel Stein and Patton Oswalt?
Also, just wanted to say also one more time.
But also last night I went to a party for the ACE network and I came home feeling so happy and lucky to be a part of this thing.
I brought Dustin, my friend who’s just a friend but whom no one thinks is just a friend. “Are you a car guy?” asked Adam. Dustin choked out some kind of star struck answer (sorry Dustin) involving the words “no” and “Sentra.” Then Adam said in a matter-of-fact tone, “Yeah, Alison wouldn’t like a car guy.” I don’t know what this means but I resent it highly and now I’m going to have to date ALL the car guys.
I’m not really a car guy, but i’ll play one on TV if it gets me a date with you.
My real name’s Piston Turbo. Uh . . . Piston Turbo Ford.
Congrats on the Adam Carolla job. Your quick wit is a welcome addition. Sorry to hear about the bug in your coffee. I’d caution you against following it up with a spider, bird, cat etc… You are far too young and that never ends well.
I'm not really a car guy, but i'll play one on TV if it gets me a date with you.
I wasn’t sold at first because I liked hearing Adam talk about Gina Grad’s rack, but you are truly funny.
My real name's Piston Turbo. Uh . . . Piston Turbo Ford.
Why thank you!
Congrats on the Adam Carolla job. Your quick wit is a welcome addition. Sorry to hear about the bug in your coffee. I'd caution you against following it up with a spider, bird, cat etc… You are far too young and that never ends well.
I wasn't sold at first because I liked hearing Adam talk about Gina Grad's rack, but you are truly funny.
Why thank you!
I listened to the Movie Vault for the first time today. It was pretty good. You were fun on the show too Alison. I’ll have to check those guys out again…
I listed to the Movie Vault for the first time today. It was pretty good. You were fun on the show too Alison. I'll have to check those guys out again…
Date the car guys and actually have one of them drop you off at work . I see you and him driving up in Classic Ferrari with the top down BLARING music from winger and then Adam coming out to see where the music is coming from only to see you and Billy bad ass making out like it’s a porno flick
Date the car guys and actually have one of them drop you off at work . I see you and him driving up in Classic Ferrari with the top down BLARING music from winger and then Adam coming out to see where the music is coming from only to see you and Billy bad ass making out like it's a porno flick
Does Bald Bryan have freakishly small thumbs?
“In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.”
The best part of waking up…is mystery clump in your cup.
“In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.”
The best part of waking up…is mystery clump in your cup.