I covet the sombrero.
Last night’s Adam Carolla show was really fun even if the above thing kind of scares me owing to bozophobia (fear of clowns) which I’ve discussed on this blog but which is actually anthropofauxphobia, or fear of fake people which is another entirely made-up umbrella term which includes fear of dolls and mannequins and masks and whatnot.
It’s actually lessened in my old age and once I spent the night at a friend’s mom’s house in her doll room and didn’t even scream!
So I don’t want to give away too much of my own internal stuff especially since I know all about the “more mystery less history” credo but I will say that the Jan 5 show felt much better for me than the Jan 4 show because I think I was holding a lot of dos and donts in my head and just overthinking everything. Not to mention just getting warmed up and comfortable and finding my place. It occurs to me that if I don’t get the gig after writing this I will probably look like a giant asswipe for parsing it in this manner. And for using the word parse.
Anyway, last night felt effortless and was so much fun and the time zipped by.
Owing to all the fonduzzi and masturbation talk, there wasn’t much time to get to all the news. Also because I couldn’t shut up about rock tumblers and geodes.
Collecting dust for the past 25 or so years. I plan to use it any day now.
But we did discuss Snooki’s Hemingwayesque prose and Alec Baldwin’s potential political run. I also briefly touched on this iPhone alarm problem and Bald Bryan tried to be a one-upper by mentioning this. Good thing I ferociously called him on it.
And Adam asked me if I would hook up with The Bieber but I thought he said The Beaver. Yes on both counts.
Rumored to be hooking up with Selena Gomez
Well done on today’s (last night’s) show! The comments on the (un)official Adam Carolla Messageboard are universally positive and I really hope you get the gig.
Cheers,
Neil.
P.S. Here’s the thread about the show, and the comments from the nerds on the internet (me included). As I’m sure you’re aware, people on the internet hate everything. But they like you! http://mahalo.30.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=20402&hl=
You are my favorite on the show; I hope you get the gig!!!
You sound 20% hotter than you did the first time I heard you on the show a few weeks ago, which actually is 30% less appealing (Contrary to popular opinion I don’t like listening to podcasts with an erection, and all that geode talk wasn’t helping). Anyway I think you did great, and I really hope you get the gig because if you don’t I will be genuinely upset, because, as pathetic as it is for me, The Adam Carolla Podcast is a big part of my life and out of all the news girls to try out so far you’re the only one who has consistently made me laugh and who I would enjoy listening to a few times a week. So good luck. In fact I want this so much that I’m going to give you all my luck. Here, take it. Even though you don’t need luck because you have something better than luck…boobs. Oh, and talent.
I assume that Rock Tumbler is sans poop?
im suddenly a huge fan of yours. i enjoyed you a lot on the show, which is a shame because i doubt you’ll get the gig. i love adam but i notice he doesn’t like really funny people as sidekicks as it kinda makes him seem less genius, and i get the feeling that he prefers looking really strong head and shoulder above the rest there (one upper). and so diluting the the news girl talent would be a natural strategy for him. having said that this is by no means a scientific analysis. so hope for the best and expect the worst but i pray that im wrong and you do get the gig. Joe Greene
Well done on today's (last night's) show! The comments on the (un)official Adam Carolla Messageboard are universally positive and I really hope you get the gig.
Cheers,
Neil.
P.S. Here's the thread about the show, and the comments from the nerds on the internet (me included). As I'm sure you're aware, people on the internet hate everything. But they like you! http://mahalo.30.forumer.com/i…=
You are my favorite on the show; I hope you get the gig!!!
You sound 20% hotter than you did the first time I heard you on the show a few weeks ago, which actually is 30% less appealing (Contrary to popular opinion I don't like listening to podcasts with an erection, and all that geode talk wasn't helping). Anyway I think you did great, and I really hope you get the gig because if you don't I will be genuinely upset, because, as pathetic as it is for me, The Adam Carolla Podcast is a big part of my life and out of all the news girls to try out so far you're the only one who has consistently made me laugh and who I would enjoy listening to a few times a week. So good luck. In fact I want this so much that I'm going to give you all my luck. Here, take it. Even though you don't need luck because you have something better than luck…boobs. Oh, and talent.
I assume that Rock Tumbler is sans poop?
Another AWESOME day on the podcast!!!! If you don’t make it as the new news girl I will be VERY disappointed. You have been giving the right amount of spice (& brains) to the show. I was listening while driving to work and laughed out loud several times when you added your view of the topic.
im suddenly a huge fan of yours. i enjoyed you a lot on the show, which is a shame because i doubt you'll get the gig. i love adam but i notice he doesn't like really funny people as sidekicks as it kinda makes him seem less genius, and i get the feeling that he prefers looking really strong head and shoulder above the rest there (one upper). and so diluting the the news girl talent would be a natural strategy for him. having said that this is by no means a scientific analysis. so hope for the best and expect the worst but i pray that im wrong and you do get the gig. Joe Greene
Another AWESOME day on the podcast!!!! If you don't make it as the new news girl I will be VERY disappointed. You have been giving the right amount of spice (& brains) to the show. I was listening while driving to work and laughed out loud several times when you added your view of the topic.
Forget the rock tumbler, that looks like an original Lite Brite box in the foreground! You do lead the rock and roll lifestyle don’t you!
Forget the rock tumbler, that looks like an original Lite Brite box in the foreground! You do lead the rock and roll lifestyle don't you!
I’ve been watching the “Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend” shows since March, so I have learned a lot from those weekly fun filled shows. Basically and primarily she’s an undercover nerd. :oD
I hope Courtney Cummz doesn’t misunderstand the hole (pun) “hook up with Beaver” misunderstanding. (I was just now trying to explain to my wife that the only reason I had Courtney Cummz up on my computer screen was I needed to verify the correct spelling of her name! I was wise to purchase that comfy couch!)
undercover nerd? Since when has Alison’s nerdiness been undercover? Except during a NYC winter?
I am sooooo glad I’m not married. I can sleep on my couch anytime I wanna!! Not just when I get in trouble!
I've been watching the “Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend” shows since March, so I have learned a lot from those weekly fun filled shows. Basically and primarily she's an undercover nerd. :oD
I hope Courtney Cummz doesn't misunderstand the hole (pun) “hook up with Beaver” misunderstanding. (I was just now trying to explain to my wife that the only reason I had Courtney Cummz up on my computer screen was I needed to verify the correct spelling of her name! I was wise to purchase that comfy couch!)
undercover nerd? Since when has Alison's nerdiness been undercover? Except during a NYC winter?
I am sooooo glad I'm not married. I can sleep on my couch anytime I wanna!! Not just when I get in trouble!
I’ll give you two example during a recent podcast…. polyglot and geod! lol
Actually if my wife read that comment she’d chew my a$$. The only way I’d ever sleep on the couch is if it was by my choice. My wife is great, very understanding and my best friend. She doesn’t like the porn stuff though. lol The comment above was just another vein (am I using the right word there) attempt at humor.
I'll give you two example during a recent podcast…. polyglot and geod! lol
Actually if my wife read that comment she'd chew my a$$. The only way I'd ever sleep on the couch is if it was by my choice. My wife is great, very understanding and my best friend. She doesn't like the porn stuff though. lol The comment above was just another vein (am I using the right word there) attempt at humor.
Alison – You Rock! I hope you get the Carolla gig. I’m into funny, nerdy, hot, FOX News chicks. Let’s see……Check, Check, Check, and CHECK!
You did a great job on the Ace podcast. I hope you get the gig on a permanent basis.
Alison – You Rock! I hope you get the Carolla gig. I'm into funny, nerdy, hot, FOX News chicks. Let's see……Check, Check, Check, and CHECK!
You did a great job on the Ace podcast. I hope you get the gig on a permanent basis.
congrats – Your a great fit for the show.
congrats – Your a great fit for the show.
New outro – “This has been the news with Alison Rosen. Teresa Who?”
New outro – “This has been the news with Alison Rosen. Teresa Who?”