Was thinking tonight about wardrobe malfunctions and the “nip slip” and then thinking about some other unfortunate slips:
Chip slip: when you’re eating a chip and it falls out of your mouth while you’re talking. Not to be confused with the similar sounding…
Dip slip: this is when you stick a chip in dip and the dip is so thick the act of attempting to scoop some up on your chip causes you to lose your balance and hit the ground.
Slip slip: this is when a small boat pops out of your blouse. Embarrassing!
Pip slip: this is when a small Dickensian orphan pops out of your blouse. Mortifying!
Zip slip: this is when you’re ziplining and forget to wear underwear
Trip slip: this is when you’ve taken a secret vacation and you accidentally mention it
Rip slip: this is when you fart and then fall over
Sip slip: this is when you take a sip of a beverage and get it all over your shirt
Grip slip: this is when you go to do a fancy handshake with someone but you just moisturized your hands Nip
Tip slip: this is when you go to put a couple dollars in the tip jar and accidentally lose your footing and get pregnant
