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My life with the paparazzi

Like most of you, I enjoy going out with my friends and making a night of it on occasion, but it’s becoming increasingly hard with the paparazzi always up in my business. For example, on Thursday night at Obliterati, which is a party for new media or some such, I could barely make a move without someone trying to get a shot.

Here I am just trying to have a conversation. A P-R-I-V-A-T-E conversation. I guess that means nothing to them!

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And then here I am apparently talking about something I’m holding in my hand as indicated by the mirror which obviously they’d placed there to better keep an eye on me. God, their shifty resourcefulness knows no bounds!

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And then here I am checking myself out in the mirror while Dustin (little arrow) says something. Not exactly a Hollywood moment but anything to feed the public’s insatiable thirst for celebrity, I suppose. It really turns my stomach that we, as a culture, have allowed this to happen.

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And then here I am just looking amazing.

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(all photos courtesy of Nick McGlynn and RandomNightOut)

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7 Responses to My life with the paparazzi

  1. boinkity December 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm #

    I'm not convinced that the little arrow is Dustin… just saying he doesn't seem like a little arrow kinda guy ot me… not that I should know that… nevermind.

  2. boinkity December 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm #

    I’m not convinced that the little arrow is Dustin… just saying he doesn’t seem like a little arrow kinda guy ot me… not that I should know that… nevermind.

  3. Joe December 14, 2009 at 3:24 am #

    That's just disgraceful. I don't know how you put up with it.

    I remember last year when you showed up at an Obama rally in Central Park and it became a huge media circus: http://tinyurl.com/yey7z9w

  4. Joe December 14, 2009 at 3:24 am #

    That’s just disgraceful. I don’t know how you put up with it.

    I remember last year when you showed up at an Obama rally in Central Park and it became a huge media circus: http://tinyurl.com/yey7z9w

  5. anonymous December 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm #

    “SUch load of attention makes Tiger Woods look like Howard Hughes.

  6. anonymous December 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm #

    “SUch load of attention makes Tiger Woods look like Howard Hughes.

  7. anonymous December 14, 2009 at 11:34 pm #

    “SUch load of attention makes Tiger Woods look like Howard Hughes.

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