Some of you may be familiar with my incredibly terrible ideas for pun-based cartoons. Remind me tonight on the Ustream show to tell you of my latest. It’s so bad it makes me cringe.
In other news, I’m wearing a turtleneck, sweatpants, fuzzy slippers and I have on no makeup which can only mean one thing: I have a hot date with the internet tonight and that means all of you! We’ll be chatting with the lovely Natali Del Conte and Dustin Goot will be dropping by. You can watch here or here (please note fancy new Facebook page!).
Here’s a picture of Natali and me because you love pictures.
And here’s a photo of me looking smarmy on Hannity last week. It’s unrelated but I just found it and thought it deserved airing out.
Let’s not even get into my sun yellow teeth in the above photo, let’s just go straight to the way the shadows make it look as if MC Escher has been doodling on my neck. Hot!
Also, I think my quick-tempered, overly familiar friend at the grocery store and I are going to need to break up because he kind of yelled in my direction yesterday about pumpkin. The man is passionate about squash, which I understand, but still.
Also, when did Pepcid start targeting the goth market? This is a still from a commercial last night.
Because goths suffer emotional and physical heartburn? Is Pepcid making some kind of meta joke? Can someone get to the bottom of this?
And finally, I just agreed to appear on Fox News’s Strategy Room this Friday at 1pm for Bill Schulz’s magazine chat show (with fellow scribes Dan Bova, Noelle Hancock, John DeVore, Dawn Yanek and Steve Kandell whom I know from when we were both struggling freelancers who’d just arrived in New York) which is likely not its official name. Anyone know what its official name is? In lieu of an answer, let’s call it the Alison Rosen Hour. P.S. Let’s not tell Bill.
One more thing, I just cleaned my bathroom and man alive does it reek of cleanliness in here. Like too much. A kind of cleanliness that’s burning my eyes and nose and mouth. Whoever recommended scrubbing with an onion was an idiot.
See you guys tonight!
'The first time I saw that commercial on television, I thought to myself how far the gothic have come a long way to take normal roles that we normal folks do…….”
‘The first time I saw that commercial on television, I thought to myself how far the gothic have come a long way to take normal roles that we normal folks do…….”
This year's hottest toy is a battery operated motorized hamster called Zhu Zhu Pets.
This year’s hottest toy is a battery operated motorized hamster called Zhu Zhu Pets.
This year's hottest toy is a battery operated motorized hamster called Zhu Zhu Pets.