I mentioned on twitter earlier that I bought a new plant that we’d need to find a name for on Wednesday’s live show (RSVP HERE). Well I thought you might want to see the plant. They’re mums, which is a dumb name for flowers but a good nickname for a mummy as in “Hey mums, how’s it hanging?” “Why so stiff, mums?” You know, that kinda stuff.
Anyway, all this thought of mums was lighting up a spot in my brain and then I remembered that I’d once shared a flight with a woman I’d referred to in a blog post as MUM. But then I looked back and actually it was MIM and we were playing online trivia and I kept yelling in my head, “Suck it, MIM!” Anyway, you’ll just have to read.
Oh and unrelated, I have some photos from Hannity that I’ve yet to post as well as some other photos. I’m totally sitting on photos right now. It’s uncomfortable.
UPDATE: Turns out mums are chrysanthephajksgfmums! I didn’t realize! But now I do!
Can you post a pic when you were in College or a highschool year book photo? If you have already and I've forgotten…forgive me! It's not like those photos won't end up in the Enquirer when you get “really” famous someday anyway!
I wonder if these came from Trader Joes. I saw the same arrangement today in the store here in San Diego. But yours look so real, they look fake.
so Mums the word?
Can you post a pic when you were in College or a highschool year book photo? If you have already and I’ve forgotten…forgive me! It’s not like those photos won’t end up in the Enquirer when you get “really” famous someday anyway!
I wonder if these came from Trader Joes. I saw the same arrangement today in the store here in San Diego. But yours look so real, they look fake.
“Add some plastic jiggle eyes to it , so perhaps it’ll look like the Geico money mascot…..”
I have a great idea for a name! But I'm not telling you until Wednesday night.
NO, I'm not telling you until Wednesday. So just stop asking, OK?
STOP IT!!
For the last time, I'm NOT telling you until Wednesday!
OK, OK, I'll tell you already. Jeeez. You're so pushy. I think we should call the plant “Mums Mabley” in honor of http://tinyurl.com/yel42nj
Get it… “Mums” instead of “Moms”?
What do you mean you don't like it?
Well I don't care what you think.
So's your mama.
Is not.
I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
I know you are but what am I?
Is not.
My dad can beat up your dad.
I'm rubber, you're glue.
I have a great idea for a name! But I’m not telling you until Wednesday night.
NO, I’m not telling you until Wednesday. So just stop asking, OK?
STOP IT!!
OK, OK, I’ll tell you already. Jeeez. You’re so pushy. I think we should call the plant “Mums Mabley” in honor of http://tinyurl.com/yel42nj
Get it… “Mums” instead of “Moms”?
What do you mean you don’t like it?
Well I don’t care what you think.
So’s your mama.
Is not.
I’m not stupid. You’re stupid.
I know you are but what am I?
Is not.
My dad can beat up your dad.
Can too!
I’m rubber, you’re glue….
“Add some plastic jiggle eyes to it , so perhaps it'll look like the Geico money mascot…..”
I have a great idea for a name! But I'm not telling you until Wednesday night.
NO, I'm not telling you until Wednesday. So just stop asking, OK?
STOP IT!!
OK, OK, I'll tell you already. Jeeez. You're so pushy. I think we should call the plant “Mums Mabley” in honor of http://tinyurl.com/yel42nj
Get it… “Mums” instead of “Moms”?
What do you mean you don't like it?
Well I don't care what you think.
So's your mama.
Is not.
I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
I know you are but what am I?
Is not.
My dad can beat up your dad.
Can too!
I'm rubber, you're glue….