Hey you guys. Last night’s live Ustream broadcast was super fun so if you missed it you are likely kicking yourself as well you should. Allow me to recap? First of all, it was amazing and I had a live in studio audience of stuffed animals as well as a live internet audience that was much larger than I’d expected. At times there were hundreds of people watching live at the same time and 4165 unique views for the broadcast. I think that’s pretty high but I’m not super versed in all this so if that number isn’t impressive do me a favor and quadruple it and then tell all your friends. (Just kidding. OR AM I?) (I am.)
We chatted with the lovely Diana Falzone who is hosting a Halloween party at Scores which is a strip club. We also named some inanimate objects including my portable desk fan. (We didn’t come to a consensus but Fanny and Blade were in the lead.) We chatted about my shirts, which also have names, and we talked about animals and animal names. We also talked about music and movies and we kicked some people out of the chat room which was pretty fun.
I was overjoyed to see familiar faces in the chat room and to meet all the new people.
Also, we learned how to say goodbye in Dutch. Goede Avond!
And I almost forgot: We were officially stumped by a Facts of Life trivia question but someone in the chat room knew the answer! That was fun. Do keep those questions coming.
If I had more time right now I would make little highlights of all the moments mentioned above however I don’t have that time right now but you can see everything in slightly less curated form here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/alison-rosen-live-show
Everything was like an enchanted fairytale, except when Joe began picking on me….he is such a bully! You should Ebay “BoBo” – I bet Boinkity would outbid everyone…it could fetch thousands of dollars!
i had to cut out cuz it kept buffering after my screen went black, and it sucks to know i missed an awesome show!
Everything was like an enchanted fairytale, except when Joe began picking on me….he is such a bully! You should Ebay “BoBo” – I bet Boinkity would outbid everyone…it could fetch thousands of dollars!
It was an enchanted evening! I think I finally got to sleep about 2am, which is a little late when you get up between 5 and 5:30am. But I can handle that one night a week. For Alison? Sure, I can hack it.
From what I can figure out, Goede Avond means Good Evening while Tot Ziens is more informal, meaning See You or Bye. But in Ali Ro broadcast parlance they both mean the same: it's the end of the show, people – go to bed already!
During the broadcast I kept thinking… why doesn't Alison have her own 30 or 60 minute daily show on E! or A&E? It just seems so obvious. Who the heck is running those networks? Wake up already!!
i had to cut out cuz it kept buffering after my screen went black, and it sucks to know i missed an awesome show!
It was an enchanted evening! I think I finally got to sleep about 2am, which is a little late when you get up between 5 and 5:30am. But I can handle that one night a week. For Alison? Sure, I can hack it.
From what I can figure out, Goede Avond means Good Evening while Tot Ziens is more informal, meaning See You or Bye. But in Ali Ro broadcast parlance they both mean the same: it’s the end of the show, people – go to bed already!
During the broadcast I kept thinking… why doesn’t Alison have her own 30 or 60 minute daily show on E! or A&E? It just seems so obvious. Who the heck is running those networks? Wake up already! Do ratings mean anything to you??
Lots of fun last night. Thanks for throwing the party!
Lots of fun last night. Thanks for throwing the party!
I was having a conversation with the voices in my head and this is what they said, “Hey Ted, what if there was a movie made about Alison Rosen – “….what stars would play the characters?” This is what we came up with…although it's a work in progress:
Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
Tobey: Playing self, as long as he's not difficult
Tootie: How the hell did she get in my script! Scratch Tootie off
Bloggers:
Ted: Jason Statham
Joe: Ernest Borgnine or Will Geer
Boink: Sean Penn (Jeff Spicoli Version)
Trapp: Eric Clapton
Proto: Tom Cruise
If I've forgotten anyone or you wish to have your professional actor changed, feel free!
Ted, Producer & Director “If BoBo & Fanny could Talk”
I love it! Excellent casting, Ted.
Very funny. Well done, Ted!
Other possible cast members:
Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
Andy Levi: Ricky Schroder
Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
Starla: Auditions ongoing
I was having a conversation with the voices in my head and this is what they said, “Hey Ted, what if there was a movie made about Alison Rosen….what stars would play the characters?” This is what we came up with…although it’s a work in progress:
Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
Tobey: Playing self, as long as he’s not difficult
Tootie: How the hell did she get in my script! Scratch Tootie off
Bloggers:
Ted: Jason Statham
Joe: Ernest Borgnine or Will Geer
Boink: Sean Penn (Jeff Spicoli Version)
Trapp: Eric Clapton
Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)
If I’ve forgotten anyone or you wish to have your professional actor changed, feel free!
Ted, Producer & Director of the blockbuster hit movie, “If BoBo & Fanny could Talk”
Fanny would be happy….
Okay, let's add a non-chlorinated version of Jon Gosselin as the Trader Joe's clerk.
I love it! Excellent casting, Ted.
Very funny. Well done, Ted!
Other possible cast members:
Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
Starla: Auditions ongoing
Fanny would be happy….
Okay, let’s add a non-chlorinated version of Jon Gosselin as the Trader Joe’s clerk. I could see it now….Alison, “Hey give me my change back!” Jon, “I didn’t take your money….I put it back Alison!” Alison, “I’ll see you in court!”
Younger version of Eric Clapton, please! Aw, who am I kidding? Any version of Clapton is an improvement, even the one on heroin in the 70s… Who should play the Angoras?
Younger version of Eric Clapton, please! Aw, who am I kidding? Any version of Clapton is an improvement, even the one on heroin in the 70s… Who should play the Angoras?
Duuuuude! That is totally NOT cool. I don't even talk like Jeff Spicoli, BRO! I don't even understand what you are talking about. In this movie, I just wanna catch some killer waves, and hang with the babes! That would be NARLY!
Duuuuude! That is totally NOT cool. I don’t even talk like Jeff Spicoli, BRO! I don’t even understand what you are talking about. In this movie, I just wanna catch some killer waves, and hang with the babes! That would be NARLY!
The Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats
The Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats
Updated Actor List:
Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
Jimmy Aquino: Robert De Niro (Meet the Parents Version)
Tobey: Playing self,
Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats, the band dude will be played by Lindsey Buckingham (older version)
Bloggers:
Ted: Jason Statham
Joe: Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Ben Buttons Version)
Boink: Unidentified Surfer (w/out stoner accent)
Trapp: Eric Clapton (Any Version)
Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)
Extras:
TJ the Plant: A large Venus Flytrap
Trader Joe's Clerk: Jon Gosselin (No Chlorine)
Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
Auditions in progress:
Starla: possibles include….Monica Lewinsky's infamous dress, Wonder Woman Costume
Alison's Landlord….Thurgood Stubbs (A.K.A. “The Super”) from The PJ's
Alison's California Car:
Did I not comment about the Ustream broadcast? I thought I did, but maybe I posted it someplace else; Facebook perhaps. There’s just so many avenues for posting comments. It was excellent. It went an hour longer than planned…like a good date. 🙂
I look forward to the next one, and can’t wait to see what new inanimate object we can decide to name. Maybe if you buy something new between now and the next show.
Yappy Halloween!
Updated Actor List:
Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
Jimmy Aquino: Robert De Niro (Meet the Parents Version)
Tobey: Playing self,
Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats, the band dude will be played by Lindsey Buckingham (older version)
Bloggers:
Ted: Jason Statham
Joe: Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Ben Buttons Version)
Boink: Unidentified Surfer (w/out stoner accent)
Trapp: Eric Clapton (Any Version)
Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)
Extras:
TJ the Plant: A large Venus Flytrap
Trader Joe’s Clerk: Jon Gosselin (No Chlorine)
Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin (Note – The Gosselins refuse to work together)
Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
Auditions in progress:
Starla: possibles include….Monica Lewinsky’s infamous dress, Wonder Woman Costume
Alison’s Landlord….Thurgood Stubbs (A.K.A. “The Super”) from The PJ’s
Alison’s California Car:
I think a younger Sandra Bullock would make a good Alison.
Tom Cruise? I don't know how I feel about that, but I don't look like him. I think a Canadian Mario Lopez would do me some justice.
I kind of agree with having Catherine Zeta-Jones (the younger Catherine Zeta-Jones of course!) play Alison Rosen. It's kind of hard to find an actress that resembles Alison off the top of my head. Although Diana Falzone could also play her, since they are like sisters after all, right? Or how about Neve Campbell? Eh…just cross them all together and create a hybrid and cast her.
I thought TrappDog was supposed to be Geraldo?
Obviously I missed out on something. Who, or what the heck is “BoBo”?
– The Notorious PTD
Tom Cruise? I don’t know how I feel about that, but I don’t look like him. I think a Canadian Mario Lopez would do me some justice.
I kind of agree with having Catherine Zeta-Jones (the younger Catherine Zeta-Jones of course!) play Alison Rosen. It’s kind of hard to find an actress that resembles Alison off the top of my head. Although Diana Falzone could also play her, since they are like sisters after all, right? Or how about Neve Campbell? Eh…just cross them all together and create a hybrid and cast her.
I thought TrappDog was supposed to be Geraldo?
Obviously I missed out on something. Who, or what the heck is “BoBo”?
– The Notorious PTD
Don't finalize the cast list yet, Ted. I got an urgent message this morning that Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat wants to audition for the role of Starla: http://tinyurl.com/ygwv7ev
Don’t finalize the cast list yet, Ted. I got an urgent message this morning that Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat wants to audition for the role of Starla: http://tinyurl.com/ygwv7ev
I also found someone to audition as Alison’s California car: http://tinyurl.com/ygzxrsa
LOL, Starla meets the musical “Hair” and Alison's car has been converted into gang low rider…PERFECT!
Okay Mario it is!
BoBo!?!?!? Don't ask…it's a long, long, steamy, erotic, yet sensual story!
LOL, Starla meets the musical “Hair” and Alison’s car has been converted into gang low rider…PERFECT!
Okay Mario it is!
BoBo!?!?!? Don’t ask…it’s a long, long, steamy, erotic, yet sensual story!
The Notorious PTD has an awesome memory, although I do look more like Tony Orlando… “Tie a yellow ribbon, round the ole oak treeeee”.
Damn it people….you have to see this from the Director's Vision! Alright, a strung out – long haired Tony Orlando…singing the heavy metal version of the “yellow ribbon” song. If you push this and ask for washboard abs, then I'll go a whole other route and have Tommy Lee (eco-friendly version) play your character!
The Notorious PTD has an awesome memory, although I do look more like Tony Orlando… “Tie a yellow ribbon, round the ole oak treeeee”.
Damn it people….you have to see this from the Director’s Vision! Alright, a strung out – long haired Tony Orlando…singing the heavy metal version of the “yellow ribbon” song. If you push this and ask for washboard abs, then I’ll go a whole other route and have Tommy Lee (eco-friendly version) play your character!
Work with me Trapp!
This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!
This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!
This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!