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25 Responses to The Daily Alison (Where I broadcast from the office of Trevor)

  1. Joe July 7, 2009 at 4:29 am #

    Fun vlog! Do you have a prom photo? Wait… of course you do. But how about posting it?

    Please… please… please… please post your prom photo….

    Hold on, I have a serious suggestion… when you get back to NYC maybe you can have Laura Leu on again. I watched the Nathan's hot dog eating competition on Saturday and would love to hear her talk about it: http://tinyurl.com/lkb2fp

  2. Joe July 7, 2009 at 3:29 am #

    Fun vlog! Do you have a prom photo? Wait… of course you do. But how about posting it?

    Please… please… please… please post your prom photo….

    Hold on, I have a serious suggestion… when you get back to NYC maybe you can have Laura Leu on again. I watched the Nathan’s hot dog eating competition on Saturday and would love to hear her talk about it: http://tinyurl.com/lkb2fp

  3. Ted_Goodlove July 7, 2009 at 9:05 am #

    “He dresses like someone that would read this magazine but he thinks like someone who would have this hammer!”

    Classic Alison line!

  4. Trapp July 7, 2009 at 10:42 am #

    Trevor is very likable. And you both have such great teeth. I like “The office of Trevor.” The video of Alison. The soup of Dad. btw, you're missing the best weather of the year here in NY! Figures!

  5. Ted_Goodlove July 7, 2009 at 8:05 am #

    “He dresses like someone that would read this magazine but he thinks like someone who would have this hammer!”

    Classic Alison line!

  6. boinkity July 7, 2009 at 11:08 am #

    We need pictures! It's all good to talk about all these stories, but how much more powerful would it be to have a picture relating to the story!

  7. Ted_Goodlove July 7, 2009 at 11:15 am #

    Great joke:

    A lonely widow, age 75, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:

    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (75+), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door just to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms and no legs.

    The old woman said, “You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…you
    have no legs!”

    The old man smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

    She snorted. “You don't have any arms either!”

    Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, “Are you still good in bed?”

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, “Rang the doorbell, didn't I?”

  8. Trapp July 7, 2009 at 9:42 am #

    Trevor is very likable. And you both have such great teeth. I like “The office of Trevor.” The video of Alison. The soup of Dad. btw, you’re missing the best weather of the year here in NY! Figures!

  9. boinkity July 7, 2009 at 10:08 am #

    We need pictures! It’s all good to talk about all these stories, but how much more powerful would it be to have a picture relating to the story!

  10. Ted_Goodlove July 7, 2009 at 10:15 am #

    Great joke:

    A lonely widow, age 75, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:

    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (75+), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door just to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms and no legs.

    The old woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…you
    have no legs!”

    The old man smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

    She snorted. “You don’t have any arms either!”

    Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, “Are you still good in bed?”

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, “Rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

  11. Trapp July 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm #

    Well, so much for the good weather. Nevermind. Stay in California. That's an awesome joke, Ted.

  12. Trapp July 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    Well, so much for the good weather. Nevermind. Stay in California. That’s an awesome joke, Ted.

  13. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  14. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  15. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  16. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  17. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  18. alisonrosen July 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm #

    I refuse to believe this is really Trevor's mom. Funny, though.

  19. Trevor's Mom July 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm #

    I think Trevor is way funnier and cooler than Alison. I think you should rename your blog the daily Trevor and step down from being the Daily Alison host and let Trevor take your place.

  20. Alison Rosen July 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    I refuse to believe this is really Trevor’s mom. Funny, though.

  21. Trevor V. Stockinger July 7, 2009 at 9:03 pm #

    Ali, you are correct. Whoever “Trevor's Mom” is, is NOT my actual mom. My mother said, and I quote, “Oh my God, no one can be that beautiful” (referring to you of course while you were making blaw sounds). My mom is a little freaked by the fact that she is impersonated on the net. Watch out “Trevor's Mom,” she's coming after you.

  22. Trevor V. Stockinger July 7, 2009 at 8:03 pm #

    Ali, you are correct. Whoever “Trevor’s Mom” is, is NOT my actual mom. My mother said, and I quote, “Oh my God, no one can be that beautiful” (referring to you of course while you were making blaw sounds). My mom is a little freaked by the fact that she is impersonated on the net. Watch out “Trevor’s Mom,” she’s coming after you.

  23. Joe July 8, 2009 at 8:22 am #

    Isn't it against the law to impersonate someone on the internet?

    I hope not because I do a perfect Robert De Niro…. “You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?”

    Pretty good, right?

  24. Joe July 8, 2009 at 7:22 am #

    Isn’t it against the law to impersonate someone on the internet?

    I hope not because I do a perfect Robert De Niro…. “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?”

    Pretty good, right?

  25. Joe July 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm #

    Isn't it against the law to impersonate someone on the internet?

    I hope not because I do a perfect Robert De Niro…. “You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?”

    Pretty good, right?

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