I’m not going to lie: even when I’m boring I’m still pretty entertaining. Right?
Just kidding. These ten minutes couldn’t pass slower. Seriously: don’t watch this.
Wait, maybe do watch? No don’t. No do. Maybe?
I’m not going to lie: even when I’m boring I’m still pretty entertaining. Right?
Just kidding. These ten minutes couldn’t pass slower. Seriously: don’t watch this.
Wait, maybe do watch? No don’t. No do. Maybe?
ahhhh now, not bad at all young lady. We all deserve a relaxing Alison once in a few. We viewers need to come up with a vacation schedule for you so you can have some days off and chill……..we will just be stuck with andy levy's Twitter and Bill Schul….oh never mind that one, he never writes 🙂 Plus gives us a chance to go fishing….if fishing means catching up on Japanese Midget Porn
Hey Cutie:
Would love if you would share with us a “real life” Alison “booty call” story.
C'mon….
Mark
You should take a day off from the videos every now and again. I'm worried you'll get burned out and stop doing them all together.
ahhhh now, not bad at all young lady. We all deserve a relaxing Alison once in a few. We viewers need to come up with a vacation schedule for you so you can have some days off and chill……..we will just be stuck with andy levy’s Twitter and Bill Schul….oh never mind that one, he never writes 🙂 Plus gives us a chance to go fishing….if fishing means catching up on Japanese Midget Porn
Hey Cutie:
Would love if you would share with us a “real life” Alison “booty call” story.
C’mon….
Mark
You should take a day off from the videos every now and again. I’m worried you’ll get burned out and stop doing them all together.
Yeah… You can't be awesome all the time, and I could tell that you just weren't into it. All is forgiven, and I give you major props for making the effort, and hoping for the best. It just didn't pan out. It's not like you sucked, but you didn't bring the house down like normal. Fortunately, Papa Rosen was there to bring in some Ed McMahon type entertainment for a few minutes.
I think I know why you are “Li'l Miss Alison Anti-climatic.” *SIGH* You will be leaving family soon back to that dorky NYC place. Blah blah blah!!! I don't care what anyone says! Brooklyn isn't SoCal, and I don't care what everyone says about Frank Sinatra. Truth was, he was the P Diddy of his time…. megalomaniac. He should have just stuck with the music. I forget what age you are Alison, but I think you are right around that age when I started to visit my parents from out of state after long absences, and browsing through my high school year books, and everyone would say, “sheesh, what a Boinkity Buzzkill!” It happens usually in the mid to late 20s. You start to evaluate things, and look at your life a little differently. Then suddenly you wake up and think, “Holy schnikey! I'm almost 30 years old, and who the heck am I, and what the heck is that bump on my left testicle?” It's a time of great introspection for you, I am speculating. I hope you get that bump taken care of soon. Love Ya Alison, and be good to yourself *muah*
Yeah… You can’t be awesome all the time, and I could tell that you just weren’t into it. All is forgiven, and I give you major props for making the effort, and hoping for the best. It just didn’t pan out. It’s not like you sucked, but you didn’t bring the house down like normal. Fortunately, Papa Rosen was there to bring in some Ed McMahon type entertainment for a few minutes.
I think I know why you are “Li’l Miss Alison Anti-climatic.” *SIGH* You will be leaving family soon back to that dorky NYC place. Blah blah blah!!! I don’t care what anyone says! Brooklyn isn’t SoCal, and I don’t care what everyone says about Frank Sinatra. Truth was, he was the P Diddy of his time…. megalomaniac. He should have just stuck with the music. I forget what age you are Alison, but I think you are right around that age when I started to visit my parents from out of state after long absences, and browsing through my high school year books, and everyone would say, “sheesh, what a Boinkity Buzzkill!” It happens usually in the mid to late 20s. You start to evaluate things, and look at your life a little differently. Then suddenly you wake up and think, “Holy schnikey! I’m almost 30 years old, and who the heck am I, and what the heck is that bump on my left testicle?” It’s a time of great introspection for you, I am speculating. I hope you get that bump taken care of soon. Love Ya Alison, and be good to yourself *muah*
Boinkity, I doubt Alison has a bump on her left testicle (but I've been wrong before).
Here are some entries from my senior yearbook, the Immaculate High Crescent:
From Joe Canale: “To my #1 accountant! If it wasn't for you I don't think I ever would have made it out of Hoyt's class. Good luck in the future.”
Joe and I attended K-12 together. He was a star on the football team and I sat next to him in Mr. Hoyt's Accounting 2 class. And he's right – he never would have passed without my help.
From Terrance Moran: “Joseph, if you take chemistry for the rest of your miserable life you will never have a lab partner more astute than I.”
Terrance was the biggest nerd ever – and that was before nerds became cool. He WAS pretty smart though.
From Roger Connor: “Joe, you've really got something to offer the economic system.”
Under Roger's picture it says “Super Cop” and “terror of the halls”. He was both. He later become a policeman.
From Ann Bruciati: “Joe, good luck. We really had fun together in both English classes last year and this year. Love Ann.”
Ann was a nice girl and pretty hot. If you're reading this Ann, CALL ME!
Boinkity, I doubt Alison has a bump on her left testicle (but I’ve been wrong before).
Here are some entries from my senior yearbook, the Immaculate High Crescent:
From Joe Canale: “To my #1 accountant! If it wasn’t for you I don’t think I ever would have made it out of Hoyt’s class. Good luck in the future.”
Joe and I attended K-12 together. He was a star on the football team and I sat next to him in Mr. Hoyt’s Accounting 2 class. And he’s right – he never would have passed without my help.
From Terrance Moran: “Joseph, if you take chemistry for the rest of your miserable life you will never have a lab partner more astute than I.”
Terrance was the biggest nerd ever – and that was before nerds became cool. He WAS pretty smart though.
From Roger Connor: “Joe, you’ve really got something to offer the economic system.”
Under Roger’s picture it says “Super Cop” and “terror of the halls”. He was both. He later become a policeman.
From Ann Bruciati: “Joe, good luck. We really had fun together in both English classes last year and this year. Love Ann.”
Ann was a nice girl and pretty hot. If you’re reading this Ann, CALL ME!
Alison, were you at all upset that you missed the Red Eye softball game against the strippers that took place this week? Andy Levy apparently suffered a groin pull during the game. Nobody had any real comments on how that might have happened.
Alison, were you at all upset that you missed the Red Eye softball game against the strippers that took place this week? Andy Levy apparently suffered a groin pull during the game. Nobody had any real comments on how that might have happened.
I gather that you asked a guy out on a date and he turned you down and that is WHY you just aren't in the mood for anything right now. Not in the mood = just about to cry for hours :p
Good guess! But no.
I gather that you asked a guy out on a date and he turned you down and that is WHY you just aren’t in the mood for anything right now. Not in the mood = just about to cry for hours :p
Good guess! But no.
As uninspired as you were in this video, I could still watch it forever… =)
As uninspired as you were in this video, I could still watch it forever… =)
“You can't be awesome all the time…” Have you gone insane!! Boinkity Buzzkill indeed! New York eagerly awaits Alison's return. Don't tell her, but there is a ticker tape parade in the works, with dancing puppies, and singing ducklings. Or singing puppies, and dancing ducklings. I forget. Either way, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. No, wait, that's not right… There will be an open bar. Then we will burn our high school yearbooks.
Start spreadin' the news, Alison's leavin' today, or Saturday
She's going to be a part of it, New York New York
Those Southern Cal blues, are melting away
She'll make a brand new start of it, in ol' New York…
Alison, thank you for a lovely vacation in California. It's been a pleasure to see your parents faces, and to meet some friends. I hope I didn't embarrass myself too much. I should have taken the hint when Tobey bit me. Has he ever bitten anyone else? He seems like such a nice dog…
“You can’t be awesome all the time…” Have you gone insane!! Boinkity Buzzkill indeed! New York eagerly awaits Alison’s return. Don’t tell her, but there is a ticker tape parade in the works, with dancing puppies, and singing ducklings. Or singing puppies, and dancing ducklings. I forget. Either way, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. No, wait, that’s not right… There will be an open bar. Then we will burn our high school yearbooks.
Start spreadin’ the news, Alison’s leavin’ today, or Saturday
She’s going to be a part of it, New York New York
Those Southern Cal blues, are melting away
She’ll make a brand new start of it, in ol’ New York…
Alison, thank you for a lovely vacation in California. It’s been a pleasure to see your parents faces, and to meet some friends. I hope I didn’t embarrass myself too much. I should have taken the hint when Tobey bit me. Has he ever bitten anyone else? He seems like such a nice dog…
“You can't be awesome all the time…” Have you gone insane!! Boinkity Buzzkill indeed! New York eagerly awaits Alison's return. Don't tell her, but there is a ticker tape parade in the works, with dancing puppies, and singing ducklings. Or singing puppies, and dancing ducklings. I forget. Either way, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. No, wait, that's not right… There will be an open bar. Then we will burn our high school yearbooks.
Start spreadin' the news, Alison's leavin' today, or Saturday
She's going to be a part of it, New York New York
Those Southern Cal blues, are melting away
She'll make a brand new start of it, in ol' New York…
Alison, thank you for a lovely vacation in California. It's been a pleasure to see your parents faces, and to meet some friends. I hope I didn't embarrass myself too much. I should have taken the hint when Tobey bit me. Has he ever bitten anyone else? He seems like such a nice dog…