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Serena's imaginary graduation cap

Last night while the rest of the world watched American Idol I showed what a true iconoclast I am by watching an episode of Gossip Girl I’d recorded earlier in the week. The world zigs, I zag. I’m just that rebellious. So here’s what I want to know: why wasn’t Serena wearing a graduation cap? Everyone else was but silly Serena had her tassle tied into her hair. I really don’t think that kind of thing would fly at Constance. If anyone can answer this question for me I promise I will, um, stop asking about it. Otherwise I might just have to ask and ask and ask and ask and it will get really annoying. Unless I just forget about it entirely which is also possible.

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9 Responses to Serena's imaginary graduation cap

  1. Walt Schneider May 21, 2009 at 11:42 am #

    I went to bed early. How's that for a zag? haaaaaaa! 🙂

  2. Walt May 21, 2009 at 10:42 am #

    I went to bed early. How’s that for a zag? haaaaaaa! 🙂

  3. Daryl May 22, 2009 at 7:10 am #

    my guess is they failed with the correct number of hats and didn't think Alison Rosen P.I. was watching her prey, ready to pounce

  4. Daryl May 22, 2009 at 6:10 am #

    my guess is they failed with the correct number of hats and didn’t think Alison Rosen P.I. was watching her prey, ready to pounce

  5. Janice May 22, 2009 at 9:18 pm #

    My sentiments exactly! I know everyone loves Serena, but still. I was wondering what she was doin in a dress like dat in the middle of the day at a coffee shop (or wherever she and Blair were). Anyhoo, i guess i'm not answering the question, but i wanna know too.

  6. Janice May 22, 2009 at 8:18 pm #

    My sentiments exactly! I know everyone loves Serena, but still. I was wondering what she was doin in a dress like dat in the middle of the day at a coffee shop (or wherever she and Blair were). Anyhoo, i guess i’m not answering the question, but i wanna know too.

  7. Janice May 23, 2009 at 4:18 am #

    My sentiments exactly! I know everyone loves Serena, but still. I was wondering what she was doin in a dress like dat in the middle of the day at a coffee shop (or wherever she and Blair were). Anyhoo, i guess i'm not answering the question, but i wanna know too.

  8. Marissa Hruby June 9, 2015 at 1:49 pm #

    I am guessing that because Dan wasn't in the program, they were short a hat and Serena gave it to Dan to be nice, but if that is the true case then they cut the scene that showed that happening and confused everyone.

  9. Marissa Hruby June 9, 2015 at 12:49 pm #

    I am guessing that because Dan wasn’t in the program, they were short a hat and Serena gave it to Dan to be nice, but if that is the true case then they cut the scene that showed that happening and confused everyone.

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