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My fingers are dyslexic and sort of retarded

So I meant to type “Sorry my dear” in an email but instead I typed “Sorry my head.” Then I tried to type it to explain it, hence I was typing, “So I meant to type ‘Sorry my dear,'” but instead what came out was “So I meant to type ‘Sorry my hear.'”

I don’t know what this means. Something awesome, probably!

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0 Responses to My fingers are dyslexic and sort of retarded

  1. Rachooo February 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm #

    Your cranium is in trouble… it’s crying out for help.

  2. jesus warren mary and joseph February 18, 2009 at 5:38 pm #

    being retarded and dyslexic..means never having to say sorry..you’re only human ..thats awesome.I hope,probably?

  3. annalytical February 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    okay why did this make me LOL?

  4. warrens wailing willie jennings/nelson February 19, 2009 at 12:04 am #

    Oh, by the way, dyslexic and sort of retarded is considered by many, the “new” country and western.

  5. Ted, White and Blue February 19, 2009 at 12:59 am #

    Just label this post “freelancing makes your weird”

  6. Anonymous February 19, 2009 at 2:00 am #

    “Sometimes the same thing happens to me (and my fingers). It comes anytime without my knowing. Anyways, hey ALison, Wanna watch Orton Fears Who with me ? It’s the original flick not the spooky spin-off, I swear…..”

  7. Joe February 19, 2009 at 7:23 am #

    I think it means you’ve been eating too many meringues.

    When the heck did Anna change her avatar? And did she change it while brushing her teeth? Cool!

  8. Joe February 19, 2009 at 7:27 am #

    I changed my avatar in honor of Anna.

  9. KevinC. February 19, 2009 at 7:53 am #

    That is a sure sign of awesomeness.

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