This site—Dear Old Love—is amusing, and it even made me feel some emotion which is kind of unusual these days since I think my heart is tucked away under a thick covering of protective frost. It’s not intentional, it’s not like I’m making sure my whole chest cavity is kept refrigerated lest I feel something, it’s more like it’s tough for me to feel certain things right now (“right now” being for about three years). This is after a lifetime of feeling too much and everything though, so maybe I’m just calibrating.
Or maybe I’m just taking inventory after almost dying at the hands of Vlassic last night?
I did a whole bunch of work today on deadline AND I made two scallops. Aren’t I so fancy? I think so.
It was reported on the news this morning that Ted Turner is starting a new movie channel called TVM – Turner Vlassic Movies.
OMG – It’s not even 7 am yet and I’m already hilarious! Just wait till I have my second cup of coffee.
“Scallops”, as in pan seared in butter and sprinkled with a little lemon before eating?
Yum!
“My Aim is True” Miss Rosen…I have a heat lamp for your heart! J/K
But that web page had a funny quote:
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“I love how you always chewed gum when we had sex. It was like doing it with a 50’s carhop.”
Funny because, “I’m Guilty!” – Fresh breath is just too important…IMO