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If I drew cartoons

So I just now, just a few moments ago thought of ANOTHER idea for a New Yorker cartoon. I swear people, sometimes my mind is so fertile it’s scary. It’s like I have manure between my ears!

If I drew cartoons for The New Yorker I would draw one of a bunch of construction men loudly hammering a sign (or somehow installing a sign but clearly whatever they’re doing is making a gigantic racket) and the sign would say “Quiet Please.”

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0 Responses to If I drew cartoons

  1. Anonymous July 26, 2008 at 12:50 am #

    Quote of the original editorial:

    “If I drew cartoons for the NEw Yorker, I would draw psychotic doctors in China killing their own clients and to your surprise, the doctors are
    very young boys. The heading will be entitled YOUTH IN ASIA !!!!!”

    —Sorry, Ali G already took that joke.:(

  2. Joe July 26, 2008 at 6:14 am #

    And how about they’re putting the sign up inside a library? And the people trying to read in the library are upset because the workers are making such a racket?

    OK, OK, I’ll stick to Excel spreadsheets…..(sigh)…..

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