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About that thing I said yesterday

I would never try to replace you, loyal readers! I just want you to have more friends to play with.

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0 Responses to About that thing I said yesterday

  1. Toddrod June 24, 2008 at 8:48 pm #

    You like us! You really like us!

    Toddrod

  2. Anonymous June 24, 2008 at 11:57 pm #

    Quote of the betrayal misinformation:

    “Hearing you say we’re irreplaceable, I eagerly want to sing outloud how I just Want to Die in Your Arms TOnight…..”

    —-MIchael BAden

  3. Ted from Accounting June 25, 2008 at 12:30 am #

    Okay…now that we have that settled! Quick, Joe you go get some gold bars to present, ToddRod you begin fanning her with palm leaves, Anonymous you gorgeous European Model…start repeatedly telling Alison how great she is…and me? Why yes, I’ll be starting the foot massage shortly! C’mon guys let’s show these outsiders what it means to be a RosenFan! 🙂

  4. Joe June 25, 2008 at 5:56 am #

    Todd, it’s too bad we can’t post pctures here. Your message would have been even funnier with a photo of Sally Field. Or Boniva.

  5. Joe June 25, 2008 at 8:58 am #

    Great idea, Ted! I also volunteer to refill all of Alison’s mechanical pencils.

  6. Rbastid June 25, 2008 at 9:58 am #

    Hmmm I feel like I missed something here. I hope it has nothing to do with that guy following you home yesterday, if so I have an alibi, just ask homeless Tito down on 4th and Madison I was with him the whole time.

  7. Ted from Accounting June 25, 2008 at 10:05 am #

    No Joe! I’ll refill the pencils, you take over the massage! I didn’t realize she was a size 13! Just as I was unable to keep rubbing, she started humming the tune “Send in the Clowns.” Your our only hope Joe…massage damn you massage!

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