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Still at the airport

So I'm still here. The flight is delayed. What am I wearing, you might be wondering, since I so publically made an issue of how I travel in comfortable clothes even if it means I look like crap and in fact I kind of like looking like crap when I fly bc its insurance against people talking to you although now that I think about it, that doesn't quite hold up. Even the ugly are conversed with. But anyway, I'm wearing a prom dress with pumps dyed to match. The whole thing is lavender but I'm wearing large black and fuschia enamel earrings for a pop of color. It might sound uncomfortable–taffeta can be scratchy– but you see I'm wearing it over an oversized tie dye tshirt and leggings outfit with the face of a tiger appliqued on the front. You can't see the tiger bc of the prom dress, which is on purpose. The tiger takes an otherwise tasteful tie dyed pink (oh yeah, did I forget to mention?) tshirt and leggings outfit which I picked up in atlantic city and pushes it over the edge, and I think when you're traveling that's a time to reel it in. For that reason I'm only wearing one armful of bracelets instead of two. And I'm not wearing my headgear, I don't care what you say Dr. Leir! Oh, looks like we're boarding now!

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0 Responses to Still at the airport

  1. Anonymous April 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm #

    Quote of the Blackberry:

    ” (Mysterious Lady)-I know why you’re here, ALison. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for it. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn’t really looking for it. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, ALison. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

    (ALison)-What is the Matrix……. I mean c’mon what is the point of the whole story ?

    (Mysterious Lady)The answers out there NEo…. I’m mean ALison, and it’s looking for you and it will find you if you want it to.

  2. Ted from Accounting April 1, 2008 at 11:10 pm #

    Mysterious lady…what the heck? That is some freaky stuff! LOL

  3. Joe April 2, 2008 at 1:17 am #

    And now it’s time to play “Where in the World is Alison Rosen?”

    Seriously, I hope you’re having a fun trip wherever you are. I’m sure you’re impressing everyone with your incredible jaw occlusion.

  4. Pow April 2, 2008 at 4:03 am #

    Sorry I missed all this yesterday. I hope your flight went well. And it sounds like you looked mahvelous” if I may use the words of Fernando.

  5. Joe April 2, 2008 at 6:19 am #

    This is interesting…

    According to a post on The Activity Pit, Red Eye may have been dropped for international viewers. A couple of people in the UK and one in the Philippines say the show hasn’t aired for the past 2 days.

    Greg posted a message last night saying, “we are trying to find out. it’s happened across the board, internationally.”

    I wonder what’s going on.

    So I’m starting to think Alison has taken a week off to visit Michael and have some fun in New Orleans. Anyone else have any ideas?

    Alison – please phone home!

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