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Me again

Me again, still at the gym for some reason. Apparently I’ve traveled about eight miles without moving which seems really odd to me. Maybe the gym is longer than I realize? Anyone know how much eight miles is?

Good thing I brought so many things to pass the time! In addition to my blackberry I also have my iPod, two magazines and a book. It’s not dissimilar to the amount of stuff I used to bring for the car ride to disneyland when I was a kid. The ride was about thirty five minutes but I brought enough for fifteen times that. Anyone know what fifteen times thirty five is? I’m going to see if I can figure it out in my head bc that’s the kind of stuff I do at the gym. Okay. Here goes.

525?

I have to say that I kind of feel like an asshole when I have my blackberry in one hand and I pick up my ipod in the other. But at least I’m not doing other obnoxious gym things like grunting. You won’t hear me grunt and if it means that I have to reduce my workout to a mere stretch routine and I don’t even break a sweat and basically people are like who is that girl with blinders on the bike who’s just sitting there emailing and repeatedly looking at a map, confused, so be it.

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0 Responses to Me again

  1. todd March 22, 2008 at 3:54 pm #

    Blinders to keep focused on the future. That’s awesomefullnessly funny.. I’ll have to try that! =)

  2. Mr. Ricardo March 22, 2008 at 5:05 pm #

    “In addition to my blackberry I also have my iPod, two magazines and a book”

    This sounds a lot like my way of relaxing on he couch, minus the Blackberry. I have my laptop instead.

    This might be the reason for the blank stares from my room mates.

  3. Anonymous March 23, 2008 at 2:52 pm #

    There is a bodybuilder secret to keeping a small waist. Do NOT do any exercises that work your stomach muscles. No crunches, no leg lifts, etc.

    However, you will still need to do a ton of cardio for any fat deposits around the mid-section.

    Uh.. I’m off to the gym. Oh wait.. it’s Easter..gym is closed! Chocolate bunny time!

    Toddrod

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